Tuesday, March 31, 2020

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(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

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A book: “Manners Culture and Dress: of the Best American Society, including social, commercial and legal forms, Letter Writing, Invitations, &c., also valuable suggestions on Self Culture and Home Training” By Richard A. Wells, A.M., Illustrated, King, Richardson & CO., Publishers, Springfield, Mass., and De Moines, Iowa, 1891.

Dress Etiquette.

Dress.

Chapter 26.

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Hi. Hello.

Happy Tuesday!

Bernie Sanders all the way!

Bernie Sanders has my vote.

Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

Impeach Donald Trump.

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Hi, World.

Present.

Hi!

Cool.

Don’t stare.

Staring is incredibly rude.

Cool.

Don’t go out of one’s way

To make comments

About other people’s personal appearance or look

Cool.

Don’t touch anybody.

Personally, I’ve fallen in love with

Instant Mac & Cheese with tuna

Yes, I’m blogging

To more than six million readers

Worldwide

Thank you

We’ve been here for nearly one decade

(10 years)

The broadcast engineers,

Legal and myself, of course,

My monogamous heterosexual exclusive spouse, always

We work.

I write.

The broadcast engineers correct

My technical mistakes.

Legal says I may write anything I want in the world.

Legal says not to ever write or mention

Anyone by name unless under contract

Legal says I may take any tone of voice I want

Because I’m an American Citizen/Civilian writer

One writer is worth more than ten millionaires

My spouse and I

Remotely, we’re about to launch

A multimedia empire

Yes, this is how intelligent, kind and smart I am.

Yes, correct.

Maturity has taught me to be as quiet as possible.

Personally, I don’t ever bother anyone.

I don’t.

Personally, I don’t correct anyone.

Personally, as a mature adult, I, mind my own business.

Especially when I look like I’m not working

As of late; I’ve been mapping out

An entire remote multimedia empire

(Not anyone can do that)

Mostly, I’ve learned anyone can do anything

Except most people don’t

Absolutely, I don’t have any personal wealth.

Nope.

Absolutely, I’m finally respected

And cherished by both of my parents

Who now seem to understand mostly I stay home

And write prestigious fellowships and grants

And write feature-length film scripts

As well as consult as an

Assigned volunteer engineer tycoon boss

Yes, I’m signed into a

Ten-million and ten-year contract

Why me?

Because I’m the only one

Who can get the work well done

Yep.

Yes, I’m incredibly healthy.

Healthier than I’ve ever been in my entire life

World, we went ahead and put our money where our mouth is.

We bought incredible amounts of shares in oil stock.

Yes, we support Tesla anything.

Yes, we support green energy anything.

We went into oil because how could we not.

We did our duty for King and Country.

We believe life will go on during and long after COVID-19.

Yes, I believe we’ll be okay.

For one whole year peacefully my father and I text weekly and my dad’s only rule is not to traumatize him with anything bad about the past or violence or anything negative. Okay.

My only rule is: don’t criticize me, lecture me about my life and don’t tell me how to be or how to live. Okay.

For one whole year peacefully my mother and I text weekly and my mom’s only rule is to not use any swear words. Okay.

My only rule is: don’t criticize me, lecture me about my life and don’t tell me how to be or how to live. Okay.

Finally, for the first time in my life both of my parents get, I don’t drink or use drugs, and remotely I’m a highly socialized introvert and homebody who remotely writes grants and fellowships as well as work as a remote blogger and remotely write feature-length film scripts and remotely write distribution film contracts and look over blueprints and remotely work as appointed volunteer intellectual engineer tycoon boss for no pay. Hahaha. Lol.

Yours Truly;

Gabriel

Friday, March 27, 2020

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Hi. Hello.

Happy Friday!

Bernie Sanders all the way!

Bernie Sanders has my vote.

Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

Impeach Donald Trump.

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A Tycoon and a Leader isn’t the same thing:

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Remotely, I’m always here:

Remotely, I’ve been here for One Decade: (10-years.)

I’m right here.

Hi, World;

I’m right here.

Present.

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The Prestigious McKnight Fellowship: Due: Monday, March 30, 2020

Yes, the Cirque du Soleil World Renowned ballerina and I are going back-and-forth via cellular phone text and email about her McKnight Fellowship due this coming Monday.

Yes, we’re racing against clock.

We’ll meet the McKnight Fellowship deadline or not.

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Milkweed Fellowship:

Yes, for the first time ever in my life I personally applied to the “Milkweed Fellowship” because it’s a perfect fellowship for me, however.

Late at night, on the night the Milkweed Fellowship was due I incorrectly translated and incorrectly followed the instructions and only sent one PDF file of the two-page cover letter rather than an entire PDF file of the single spaced two-page Cover Letter, Resume and finally a single-spaced one-page writing sample. Bummer. Next year 2021, I’ll reapply.

This year I “withdrew” my submission from the Milkweed Fellowship because for the first time in twenty-years I did the application wrong. Ha. Imagine that! I couldn’t. I was so surprised at my mistake.

In twenty-years the Milkweed Fellowship is the only fellowship I ever personally applied to because seriously and sincerely the Milkweed Fellowship was made for me. Yep. I had such a calling to the Milkweed Fellowship, I, actually applied for the fellowship myself. Wow! That’s a first. Ha.

The McKnight is the McKnight.

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Free Online Multimedia Broadcast:

Found free online Adult “Rated R” “The Godfather Part I”

It took my spouse one year to find a free online “The Godfather Part I”. Thank you.

Last week, I, thought it on my own, long before the tycoons ever brought up and spoke about the subject matter to forever give free online services with family-friendly content and free multimedia broadcast feature-length films to the average American citizen per any household sitting at home during quarantine for the next 15 straight days and for the rest of the Americans’ lives. Yep.

Implement a peace keeping resolution to keep the masses calm through free online family-friendly entertainment.

Personally, I’m one individual American Citizen who provides free online content to keep the masses appeased, happy and calm and entertained in their homes.

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Online Free Adult “Rated R” Feature-length Film “Godfather Part II”

Wow!

Thank you, to online free download of the feature-length film “The Godfather Part II”.

Thank you to my spouse, who in one week found a free online download Adult

“Rated R” feature-length film of the “Godfather Part II”

Yes, it took my spouse exactly one week to find an actual online free download feature-length film of the “Godfather Part II.” Thank you.

Yes, we remotely watch episodes and free online download to feature-length films.

Yes, I’m addicted to cellular phone texting.

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Remote Digital Work: $10million dollar/10-year Contract

Yes, I’m a shareholder to no less than 10%. Thank you.

Yes, as an intellectual volunteer boss I’m appointed through remote access digital media ‘to step into the shoes’ of the boss as appointed volunteer boss.

Yes, for twenty-years, Tycoons daily ask me about the stock market. I tell Tycoons to go with their intuition. Ultimately, we’ve done our research. What more is there to say? Nothing. Need I say more? Nope.

Yes, I’m a silent partner.

Remotely, I saved the publications empire’s entire graphic design department.

Yes, I’m in a $10million dollar/10-year contract in the following states: Minnesota, Iowa, Wisconsin, North Dakota and South Dakota. Thank you.

No, I didn’t save any empire.

No, I didn’t save any company.

No, I didn’t save any business.

Yes, remotely I saved an entire graphic design department.

Yes, through digital remote media, single-handedly I saved an entire Graphics Design Department. Correct. You’re Welcome.

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First Remote Graphic Design Edit

Well, remote digital work is less steps in the process:

Monday, March 22, 2020: At 4:00pm CT

Graphic Design Department:

Remotely, ‘Step to Action’:

Thank you, yes.

Cellular Texting:

Since it’s your first time then you have an hour to email the advertisement.

Please, no. I need four hours to email the graphic design advertisement changes.

1) Make Photoshop text word edits to the literal word “Rothschild,” WI for the VFW actual five-state area’s commercial print media publications advertisement.

*) Over a literal cell phone text, I received a literal cell phone camera picture of a copy of an actual cell phone camera picture image of a five-state area public print media publications advertisement to turn into a Final Photoshop PDF file document in the correct compression and correct ratio standard 8 X ¼ ready for email to a corporation’s Head Quarters’ email address for the boss to directly email his client or customer, whichever. Sincerely. Ok. I did.

Yes, I literally single-handedly saved an entire graphic design department.

Yep.

Yes, correct. I’m smart, kind and intelligent.

*) Remote Digital Media makes any taxable business possible

*) From the literal cell phone camera picture image of the actual five-state area public print media publications advertisement I took the literal cell phone camera picture image directly into Photoshop Adobe Premiere and made current date and correct spelling and text word changes and matched the font and size and alignment for print media publications for Illustrator’s specs to any and all necessary changes (no questions asked) for which such graphic design changes were immediately to be implemented as graphic design directives from the boss. Ok. Okay. I did.

*) In Photoshop I opened up a New Layer and matched the white background color layer then made correct changes to Presidents of Chapters and the correct spelling of their names for the 2020 calendar year for a five-state area print media advertisement. Cool.

*) Finally, after all of the correct graphic design changes I converted the literal cell phone camera picture image into a Photoshop PDF file document and Saved the file “VFW 8 1-4” then emailed the boss the necessary and required changes to his five-state area commercial print media public advertisement for Wisconsin’s VFW. Whew!

*) The boss gave it the “green light” and went on to conduct email business.

*) Then I breathed hard. I did the graphic design job of an entire graphic design department and their regimented implementation of graphic design rather than digital mixed media.

What’s taken five-years for an entire white male graphic design department to do, took me four hours to figure out for the first time ever in my professional life to remotely conduct graphic design work from my cell phone and laptop and keep the specs and ratio and compression specifically for print media. Whew! I did it! Truly.

Finally, I brought a 20^th century publications empire into the 2^nd decade of the 21^st century. I did it! Seriously, I’m so cool. There was no one to help me do this type of remote graphic design work because it didn’t yet exist until this week. Hahaha. Lol.

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Second Remote Graphic Design Edit

Well, remote digital work is less steps in the process:

Thursday, March 26, 2020: At 1:00pm CT

Graphic Design Department:

Remotely, ‘Step to Action’:

Thank you, yes.

Cellular Texting:

Since it’s your first time then you have an hour to email the advertisement.

Please, no. I need four hours to email the graphic design advertisement.

1) Make Photoshop PDF file of “W9 Form” for the National Guard.

*) Over a literal cell phone text, I received a literal cell phone camera picture of a copy of an actual cell phone camera picture image of a five-state area public print media publications “W9 Form” to turn into a Final Photoshop PDF file document in the correct compression and correct ratio standard 8 ½” x 11 ready for email to a corporation’s Head Quarters’ email address for the boss to directly email his client or customer, whichever. Sincerely. Ok. I did.

Yes, this week seamlessly I literally single-handedly saved an entire graphic design department. Seriously.

Yep.

Yes, correct. I’m smart, kind and intelligent.

*) Remote Digital Media makes any taxable business possible

*) From the literal cell phone camera picture image of the actual five-state area public print media publications “W9 Form” I took the literal cell phone camera picture image directly into Photoshop Adobe Premiere and made current date and correct spelling and text word changes and matched the font and size and alignment for print media publications for Photoshop specs to any and all necessary changes (no questions asked) for which such graphic design changes were immediately to be implemented as graphic design directives from the boss. Ok. Okay. I did.

*) In Photoshop I opened up a New Layer and matched the white background color layer then made correct changes. Cool.

*) Finally, after all of the correct graphic design changes I converted the literal cell phone camera picture image into a Photoshop PDF file document and Saved the file “W9” then emailed the boss the necessary and required changes to a five-state area commercial print media publications company’s digital “W9 Form” for The National Guard. Whew!

*) The boss gave it the “green light” and went on to conduct email business.

*) Then I breathed hard. I did the graphic design job of an entire graphic design department and their regimented implementation of graphic design rather than digital mixed media.

What’s taken five-years for an entire white male graphic design department to do, took me four hours to figure out for the first time ever in my professional mature adult working life to remotely conduct graphic design work from my cell phone and laptop and keep the specs and ratio and compression specifically for print media. Whew! I did it! Truly.

Finally, I brought a 20^th century publications empire into the 2^nd decade of the 21^st century, I did it! Seriously, I’m so cool. There was no one to help me do this type of remote graphic design work because it didn’t yet exist until this week. Hahaha. Lol.

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Literary Disclaimer:

No, I’m not a medical doctor.

Yes, I’m a cancer patient.

Yes, I live with thyroid tumors of the throat.

Yes, I know all about tumor science.

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Remotely Saving

A Publications Empire:

Yes, I work remote

From my cell phone or laptop

Therefore I always have

An intellectual volunteer boss job

No, I haven’t been paid cash or payroll

In twenty-years, to be assigned

As a volunteer boss

Yes, I’m dedicated

As an intellectual volunteer boss

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Okay, I’ve set aside an hour for

This public blog

Yes, let’s address COVID-19

Yes, I’m in excellent health.

Yes, I’m quarantined in a bunker.

No, I haven’t ever been paid to write this blog.

This blog isn’t a “hobby”

Because writing is,

Too, much work to conduct as a hobby.

Writing is diligent discipline to conduct.

Writing is to allow others to know they’re not alone.

Yes, this blog is a free service to the public.

Even though, I don’t get paid to blog.

This blog holds investment.

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Temporary

COVID-19

World, batten down the hatchets.

America, we’re going to weather this storm

Like Rockport, Massachusetts Sea Captains

Calmly, Precisely and with Wits

Leaders are chosen to be leaders when

Leaders are calm in all situations

Personally, I’m healthy as can be.

Ever so grateful

Give thanks and praise.

Yes, sometimes I wash my hands

37 times per hour

Yes, I believe washing hands

Is what keeps

COVID-19 away

Grocery shopping as usual, taking walks, skateboarding and not ever looking about to look or glance around and look over or stare at anybody because I’m too New York City, New York for bullshit thus I don’t ever talk to strangers unless they talk to me first and definitely I don’t ever touch anyone.

The thorough washing of the hands seems to keep most individuals quite healthy.

Each year, 35,000 women (thirty-five thousand) die from breast cancer alone.

Each day, 50 veterans (fifty per day) commit suicide. Sigh.

COVID-19 has afflicted 10% of America’s overall 318 million populous and the best thing to do is to not touch anyone, not stare at anyone and not talk to people like New York City urban dwellers don’t talk to anyone and mind their own business.

We’ll make it through this.

Americans are known for our superior skills to be smart, kind and intelligent.

Americans are rugged individualists.

Americans grow up on camping.

Americans citizens and civilians prove to be full of smarts, ingenuity, graciousness, kindness and intelligence.

Americans are Champions by mere definition.

Americans are rock starts.

Americans are capable to rig anything from rocks, sticks, wire and chewing gum.

Americans think like M.I.T.’s robotics department.

Americans are able to build computers from recycled parts.

Americans are the most rugged individualist people on Earth.

Americans’ history is our Ancestors dug up this great country from the ground.

The United States of America was dug up from the Earth, single-handedly and bare handed with minimal tools as soon as 1690 my Rockport, Massachusetts family had build a one-room log cabin in Gloucester, Massachusetts in Sandy Bay, Massachusetts where eventually according to 2010 US Today per capita blue bloods mainly reside in Rockport, Massachusetts and nowhere else in the country or world.

Americans carry forth even when there’re government shutdowns or businesses temporarily with suspended operations.

Americans are the coolest people on the planet because we have soap and water.

Seriously, Americans are all about the washing of the hands.

From here on out and forevermore:

Don’t touch your face.

Well, remotely, I’m right here as I have been for the past ten years.

We’ll commence on Monday.

No worries.

Let’s carry on.

We have so much remote digital work to implement.

Let’s get to it.

I’m right here.

Let’s not be afraid.

We can all still go for walks and bike rides and the grocery stores.

Remote business is the way of the future.

Let’s get work done.

Let’s go!

We’ve got tons of work to do.

All of my love;

Gabriel

I’m right here.

Wednesday, March 25, 2020

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Hi. Hello.

Happy Wednesday!

Bernie Sanders all the way!

Bernie Sanders has my vote.

Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

Impeach Donald Trump.

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Free Online Multimedia Broadcast:

Found free online Adult “Rated R” “The Godfather”

It took my spouse one year to find a free online “The Godfather Part I”

Last week, I, thought it on my own, long before the tycoons brought up and spoke about the subject matter to forever give free online services with family-friendly content and free multimedia broadcast feature-length films to the average American citizen per any household sitting at home during quarantine for the next 15 straight days and for the rest of the Americans’ lives. Yep.

Implement a peace keeping resolution to keep the masses calm through free online family-friendly entertainment.

Personally, I’m one individual American Citizen who provides free online content to keep the masses appeased, happy and calm and entertained in their homes.

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Literary Disclaimer:

No, I’m not a medical doctor.

Yes, I’m a cancer patient.

Yes, I live with thyroid tumors of the throat.

Yes, I know all about tumor science.

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Remotely Saving a Publications Empire:

Yes, I work remote from my cell phone or laptop

Therefore I always have

An intellectual volunteer boss job

No, I haven’t been paid cash in twenty-years

To be assigned as a volunteer boss.

Yes, I’m dedicated as an intellectual volunteer boss.

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Okay, I’ve set aside an hour for

This public blog

Yes, let’s address COVID-19

Yes, I’m in excellent health.

Yes, I’m quarantined in a bunker.

No, I haven’t ever been paid to write this blog.

This blog isn’t a “hobby”

Because writing is, too, much work

To conduct as a hobby

Writing is diligent discipline to conduct.

Writing is to allow others to know they’re not alone.

Yes, this blog is a free service to the public.

Even though, I don’t get paid to blog.

This blog holds investment.

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Yesterday, I went to ‘Aldi’s’ grocery store.

What else is there to do?

Don’t talk to anyone,

Don’t stare at anyone

Definitely

Don’t touch anyone

Of course, one, grocery shops

Or otherwise…

No toilet paper.

(Hahaha)

(LOL)

Mature adulthood calls to fulfill responsibilities

Therefore one accordingly conducts oneself

And follows through with daily mature responsibilities

Such as grocery shop

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Actually, I haven’t felt better in twenty-years, however.

Aside from a non-infectious sinus cold

We’re running our publications empire

Yes, we’ve suspended operations, however.

We’re still in business

We’ve been given the “green light”

To sell periodicals

As a naturally paced and

(Only-in-time management)

Diligently organized human, I move

As a Costa Rican Green Sea Tortoise

My other Spirit Animal is the eagle.

Yes, my two Spirit Animals were given to me.

Yes, my Spirit Animals are:

Tortoise and Eagle

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Yes, our publications

Supports

Veterans of War

The National Guard

The American Legion

Ladies Auxiliary

Boys State Baseball

Boys State Hockey

Yours Truly;

Gabriel

Monday, March 23, 2020

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Hi. Hello.

Happy Monday!

Bernie Sanders all the way!

Bernie Sanders has my vote.

The American voter always holds the right to their option to “write-in” on their voters’ ballot forms any presidential candidates of the voters’ choice, digital or otherwise. Period. Thank you.

Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

Impeach Donald Trump.

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Free Online Multimedia Broadcast:

Found free online Adult “Rated R” “The Godfather”

It took my spouse one year to find a free online “The Godfather Part I”

Implement a peace keeping resolution to keep the masses calm through free online family-friendly entertainment.

Personally, I’m one individual American Citizen who provides free online content to keep the masses appeased, happy and calm and entertained in their homes.

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Literary Disclaimer:

No, I’m not a medical doctor.

Yes, I’m a cancer patient.

Yes, I live with thyroid tumors of the throat.

Yes, I know all about tumor science.

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Remotely Saving Our Publications Empire:

Yes, I work remote from my cell phone or laptop

Therefore I always have a job

Yours Truly;

Gabriel

Sunday, March 22, 2020

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Hi. Hello.

Happy Sunday!

Bernie Sanders all the way!

Bernie Sanders has my vote.

The American voter always holds the right to their option to “write-in” on their voters’ ballot forms any presidential candidates of the voters’ choice, digital or otherwise. Period. Thank you.

Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

Impeach Donald Trump.

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Free Online Multimedia Broadcast:

Found free online Adult “Rated R” “The Godfather”

It took my spouse one year to find a free online “The Godfather Part I”

Implement a peace keeping resolution to keep the masses calm through free online family-friendly entertainment.

Personally, I’m one individual American Citizen who provides free online content to keep the masses appeased, happy and calm and entertained in their homes.

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Great New Things In The World:

The awesome commercials for the 2020 Census.

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Casino Buffet Food is Tasty to Me:

No, I personally don’t gamble, however. I’m not opposed to casinos because I like the buffet food. Casino buffet food is some of my favorite in the Midwest.

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This Year’s 2019-2020 Taxes:

Yes, for the wealthy millionaire income earners’ money is not “real” money (disappointing) or “cash on the barrel head” rather millions are always on lockdown mode in the stock market.

For the wealthy millionaire income earners money is unreachable and undistributed in the same manner as not having anything any cash and always having to live frugally and Earth "Conservation-alist" mode as meagerly and miserly as possible with only free options for entertainment which most definitely makes life a fun adventure with security and wits and homebound which is where one always belongs, at home.

Last year we lost $2million in the stock market and owed $100,000.00 in lockdown savings accounts collecting interest on the money set aside and always saved to pay off taxes to the IRS at this time of year, April 15, 2020.

The savings account isn’t a checking account therefore no money is or can be drawn out from the savings accounts.

Wealthy people economically live as impoverished people.

Wealthy people are nothing like impoverished people, yet wealthy people live like impoverished people do.

This year 2020 within the last week, we’ve lost $1million in the stock market therefore this tax season 2020 we owe the IRS $50,000.00.

Most Americans know wealthy people live like miserly people because the monetary wealth is always either tied up in stocks or we’ve been informed possibly two years in a row we’re starting to see the pattern of “low level fraudulence” embezzlement to our stocks since we’re losing our investments without any real necessity for lost investments since our stocks are specifically in West Coast marijuana, body and face lotion, Coca Cola, Polaroid, Tesla anything, digital media (the cell phone, apps, free online multimedia feature-length films) and anything electric green energy and natural green energy.

Oil stock is completely a whole another ‘animal’ all together when it comes to the stock market.

Personally, my money’s tied up in the stock market with natural food seeds to grow in the ground.

My money’s tied into the stock market for seed growth for food.

Yes, organic food seems to cause high percentages of cancer in women.

Personally, I don’t know.

“The pattern on the ground” seems to be Twin Cities’ women grow tumors.

Yes, since October 2015 Robbinsdale, MN women have been disclosing to me the women think the women get tumors due to the water supply in the Twin Cities. I don’t know. I’ll have to research it.

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Cancer is Compromised Immune System and I’m Super Healthy:

Personally, I’m super hygienic because I live with cancer.

Since October 2013, I live with thyroid tumors of the throat.

No, I’m no medical threat to society.

Yes, I’m strong and robust except for this re-occurring non-infectious three-week sinus cold of the ears, nose and throat.

My non-contiguous reoccurring sinus cold is obvious for which my non-infectious sinus cold is all in my nasal passages otherwise I’m super healthy, happy and a highly productive volunteer executive producer of the arts as well as multimedia engineer tycoon.

Yes, correct.

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Literary Disclaimer:

No, I’m not any type of medical doctor.

Absolutely not.

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Political Commentary:

Bernie Sanders will be the next

President of the United States of America

Bernie Sanders’s Wife will be the next

President of the United States of America

I, mean?

Why not?

Anyone born in America

Qualifies to run for presidency

Yes.

Correct.

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Political Side Bar:

Bernie Sanders is so awesome.

Bernie Sanders’s demeanor is calm as a sea captain

Bernie Sanders reminds me of a youthful man.

How tremendous for Mr. Sanders to have boundless energy.

Biden reminds me of an old man.

I most definitely am an old woman.

Thank you.

Mature adulthood.

Supposedly, by Western standards “old”

Implies an insult

Get over ourselves.

Ever since my 23^rd Birthday

Every white person I come across,

Says, I remind them

Of an old woman.

Thank you.

My personal goal is for

All parties involved

To Keep The Peace:

Kosher, peaceful, kind

And respectfully inclusive.

However, don’t ever touch anyone.

Do New York City, New York style of fast walking

Without ever touching another person

Do Manhattan, New York style of fast walking

Without ever touching another person

Do SoHo, New York style of fast walking

Without ever touching another person

Do Weehawken, New Jersey style of fast walking

Without ever touching another person

Do Hoboken, New Jersey style of fast walking

Without ever touching another person

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American Quarantine:

Life Notes:

(For no other reason

Than to blog during quarantine times)

Let’s publically record

This modern American life

Yes, I took a hearing test.

My hearing’s impeccable.

In the next year,

Please get hearing tests done.

Thank you.

Seriously, hearing loss turns into

Early-onset dementia

“Dementia” is considered a

Mental illness in the psychological book

Of listed mental illnesses

Personally, for two-and-a-half months I have

Peacefully co-boarded

In women’s domestic violence shelters

Amongst respectful

Former female felons who

Understand I haven't ever gone to jail

And I'm not able to hack into anything

Because I'm not good

“At making my way out of a brown paper bag”

Without a manual or instructions to run any programs systems.

Yes, professionally I was a broadcast engineer

Because I'm able to correctly do the work.

However, during the tutorial “learning curve” I'm a tortoise

At learning tutorials

Then after I learn any tutorials

Easily I can quickly maneuver

Across any keyboard like piano keys

While building any graphics.

Yes, I used to build graphics

For NBC live nightly newscasts

Graphic design is ten times easier

To implement

Than to write one good sentence.

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Personal Cancer Notes:

How unusual, indeed

To write

During an American quarantine

In the month of March

In the year 2020

No, I’m not dying from cancer.

Yes, I’m living with cancer.

Please, make serious distinctions.

Since October 2013,

Mature adults realize, I’ve been

Living with small grape-vine like

Thyroid tumors of the throat,

This is serious health business

Particularly pertaining to

Any stagnant tumor growth.

Waiting for tumors to grow to

Have tumors surgically removed

Is nerve wracking,

However, one must keep calm and alive.

Since the mathematical probability increases with any

Compromised immune system

Then one doesn’t

Die from cancer

One simply

Lives with cancer.

Do we understand?

The above well-written sentence

Of self-research and self-case study

Of repetitious tumor growth.

My cancer is my own business, however.

My layperson self-discovered research

Says, please forgive the excruciating pain

To live rather than die from cancer

Cancer can live in the body for decades.

Yes, absolutely.

However, cancer is usually no big deal

Because Cancer is about

Constant maintenance of low stress hormone levels.

Hypothetically, cancer patients are able to practice visualization

To completely shrink away tumors.

Visualization is used to

Self heal from all cancer.

One must do Buddhist transcendental meditation

Which I’ve been directly corrected

Buddhism and “Sanskrit” doesn’t go together

(I don’t know.)

Buddhism is Himalayas region of Tibet

While “Sanskrit” is Hindi to my knowledge.

No, Not “Hindu.”

I wrote “Hindi.”

“Hindi” is the written language of “Sanskrit” literature.

“Hindu” is a person from the country mostly known

as “India” near Borneo, Indonesia.

Yes, any adoptees adopted over the age of four then

Mostly develop auto-immune diseases.

As someone who

Lives as a cancer patient,

Humbly, I’m here to say I’m healthier

Than I’ve ever been in my entire life.

Yes, I live as a cancer survivor many of multiple times over

Throughout a twenty-year period of tumor re-growth

Throughout different organs

In different regions of my body.

Thank you.

Definitely, I’m super aware

About the science of tumor growth.

Thank you.

~~~

Nope, I’m not sick at all.

Simply, wash hands and be hygienic.

Yes, I’m having the best time of my life.

Don’t ever touch people.

Period.

More later…

Yours Truly;

Gabriel

Monday, March 16, 2020

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Bernie Sanders all the way!

Bernie Sanders has my vote.

Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

Impeach Donald Trump.

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Rome, Italy.

My Loves

Yes, we’re semi-finalists to the Rome Film Festival therefore we’re waiting to hear back about whether or not we purchase plane tickets from Minnesota, USA to Rome, Italy.

Yes, we’ve been invited to Cannes, France in 2023.

Yes, my Harvard peeps are best friends with Hollywood’s film producers.

Yes, we sold two short films to one France, Hollywood distribution producer.

Yes, the distribution contracts to two short films are signed as of Monday, March 9^th, 2020.

Yes, I’m the real deal.

Yes, I’m a volunteer executive producer of the arts.

Yes, I’m writing a feature-length film script about a Minnesota white publishing Tycoon and a Mayan Harvard writer who fall in love and the modern racism the couple encounters.

Yes, I wrote the $100,000.00 Creative Capital Grant for a filmmaker due Saturday, February 29, 2020.

Yes, I wrote a one-page $35,000.00 letter of proposal for donation to “Zumbrota Ford” car dealership for one of our wounded navy nurses, Friday, March 13, 2020.

Yes, I wrote a one-page $35,000.00 letter of proposal for donation to “House Auto Group MN” car dealership for one of our wounded navy nurses, Friday, March 13, 2020.

Yes, I’m writing the $35,000.00 Milkweed Fellowship for an opera singer due today.

Yes, I’m writing the prestigious $25,000.00 McKnight Fellowship for a Cirque du Soleil ballerina due March 30^th, 2020.

Yes, last week we lost $1million dollars in the stock market. Bummer.

Yes, we owe $50,000.00 in taxes.

Yes, we have to fire our entire staff and run our publications empire ourselves.

Yes, our employees try to hit us and pathologically lie about me while trying to date the other boss.

Yes, I have $650,000.000 budget to purchase a real estate property anywhere in the state of Minnesota.

Yes, people hate me because I’m a woman of color who doesn’t put up with inappropriate, disgusting racist and unprofessional misbehavior from white people.

Yes, I’m a quiet tycoon.

Yes, I’m about to launch a multi-media empire. Yep. I am, along with my business partner.

No, my name doesn’t ever go out on any of the grant or Fellowship writings.

Nope, no one knows I’m the author behind the grants or Fellowships or distribution contracts or feature-length scripts.

All of my business film partners are European or Hollywood.

Nope, Minnesota refuses to finance my films therefore I’m now in business with Portugal, Rome, Cannes, Brazil and Belgium.

Of course, Los Angeles and I are besties.

Yes, Los Angeles loves me while Minnesota makes my life a living hell.

Minnesota, I love you, however, you get in my way to conduct proper global business.

Yes, I’m on fire. I’m on a roll.

The whole world wants my writings and brains.

Minnesota is the only place for which slams doors in my face while the rest of the world loves me for being blunt, sober, strict and serious.

Most people can’t do what I do in a lifetime.

Yes, I get more done in one day than most people ever do in a lifetime. I’m naturally gifted and good at writing therefore I can get the work well done.

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Blatant Racism

Kelly’s Tap House Bar and Grill

Red Wing, MN

St. James Hotel’s

Professional Wait Staff

Saved the Day!

Thank you!

No, I’m not ever envious or jealous of white people.

Simply, I would like to be treated as good as white waitresses treat other white patrons.

This is the point I want to make: When there’s a party dining out then the white racist rude female waitress doesn’t make it a point to only remember the previous white patrons’ orders at the table.

If the white racist waitress has such an impeccable memory then she will make it a point to remember all of the patrons’ orders otherwise shut up and don’t show off to the white patrons only to get in with the white patrons.

Racist white waitresses have no business showing off to white patrons who the waitress thinks are rich while the waitress looks down upon people of color because I’m the one paying the bill.

This is America.

My money’s just as good as white patrons’ money.

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W.A. Frost Rocks My World!

Shakespeare’s Right Here

I can’t help it I was born gifted with the plume

My favorite restaurant in all of Minnesota is W.A. Frost because I’m treated like a human rather than trash.

The subtle passive/aggressive cruelty of Minnesota’s racism is that white female waitresses tend to ignore and look down upon people of color.

The irony of it all is most white waitresses are rather ignorant and bias against people of color yet there they are waiting tables. If white waitresses think they’re better than people of color then don’t wait tables.

The cruelty is that white female waitresses tend to “fall all over the place” for white patrons then turn around and treat people of color like trash by ignoring people of color. I get sick of the stupidity of subtle passive/aggressive racism.

Personally, I think my money’s good enough therefore also treat me as good and as important as white patrons at restaurants.

No, I’m not asking for any special treatment.

Simply, I’m asking for the same treatment as white patrons.

~~~

Kelly’s Tap House Bar and Grill

Racist White Waitresses

On Sunday, March 15, 2020, my lunch guest and I stopped into Kelly’s in Red Wing, MN.

For as long as I live, I refuse to set another foot inside Kelly’s ever again because our middle-aged white wrinkly show off of a female waitress couldn’t stop paying more attention to my white lunch guest and kept excluding me like the white racist waitress was dining with us or like she was a part of our party somehow.

We’ve been to Kelly’s three times and each time we’ve dined there the waitresses tend to wear cheap spandex tights in which the female waitresses vaginas hang out all over the place. It’s so disgusting.

The white female racist waitresses’ crotches are level with the tables so all one can see is their vagina lines where their labia’s meet at the tip of their crotches through their spandex tights. It’s so gross, I could almost vomit.

Yep, I’m nearly sick to my stomach writing about the ugly little small town white racist waitresses’ spandex crotches when I think about how unprofessional these women really and truly are.

Now, we’d been to Kelly’s both last Saturday and this past Saturday night.

Every time, I get up to go to the bathroom then suddenly the white female racist waitresses or hostesses or busters make it a point to directly go to our table and chat it up with my dining guest because waitresses throw themselves at my white dining guests.

This misbehavior is déclassé and so inappropriate and rude and disgusting and unprofessional. I don’t ever seem to be able to leave the table without any waitress trying to get into our business.

The same waitress who served us on Saturday, March 7^th, 2020, made it a point to show off and tell my lunch guest everything my white guest had ever ordered yet she couldn’t remember anything I had ever ordered which is the same thing: A California burger and coffee with cream. Come on! Please.

The middle-aged racist white waitress said I had ordered macaroni and cheese which I haven’t ever ordered macaroni and cheese at any restaurant since I can make it at home.

Although, all I’m ever in search of is macaroni and cheese except it has to be made to perfection.

Yes, I made it a point to call back the racist waitress to our table and poignantly asked her why she had remembered my guest’s past and previous orders yet she had not remembered mine.

She explained that my guest looked like “Cheech and Chong.”

Wo! What a creep. Nobody says stupid shit like that.

Then I asked her why she didn’t remember my previous orders.

She didn’t have a good answer.

Yesterday, my guest’s food arrived and my guest was first served while I waited another ten more minutes for my food. I sat there and watched my lunch guest eat while I waited for my stupid 40/60 burger since I decided to try something different.

By the time my food arrived late, I had lost my entire appetite and called our waitress back to our table to inform our bias waitress I wasn’t going to eat any of the food because my lunch guest explained that because I had addressed an issue with her then she most likely she had told the kitchen staff to spit into my food therefore I didn’t dare touch my food.

My hamburger was served anyway and some bitchy sixteen year old blonde in cheap ugly spandex with her crotch revealed tried to serve me the hamburger I had already rejected therefore she made an ugly face like she was a wounded animal and walked back to our waitress who informed the crotch blond buster I had already informed our waitress I didn’t want the spat in hamburger.

Then my lunch guest complained their ribs were dry and didn’t want to eat them.

Once again I got up and found the frantically inappropriate, unprofessional and bias waitress and made it a point to tell her we weren’t going to eat the dry gross ribs either.

She walked over to the table and said something to my lunch guest and told us she would compliment my guest’s alcoholic drink.

We got up and left.

We completely lost our appetite.

My dining guest and I stopped into the St. James Hotel and took a private tour of the St. James Hotel then we skateboarded downtown Red Wing, MN then we stopped back into the fifth floor of the St. James Hotel to dine and I had the best hamburger ever.

My hamburger at the St. James Hotel was ten times better than any of Kelly’s burgers and my hamburger and our meal was the same price as Kelly’s.

Please, go to the St. James Hotel for the same price as Kelly’s.

The male wait staff at the St. James is as professional and as inclusive as the staff at W.A. Frost.

My hamburger at the St. James Hotel was as good as my burgers at W.A. Frost.

Thank you, St. James Hotel and W.A. Frost for making my dining experience as excellent as Disney World.

Thank you.

Please, Minnesota, I get weepy and heartbroken each time I get excluded or looked down upon or abused by the wait staff because my money’s just as good as any other white patron’s money. I do get weepy. I hate being treated badly by female wait staff.

Professionally and secretly as a volunteer I make Minnesota millions of dollars. What’s the issue?

Yours Truly;

Gabriel

Wednesday, March 11, 2020

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My One Brother

Is a bartender

Palmer’s Bar

Yep.

All of my debts are paid up

Personally, I haven’t owed any debts

Since August 2017

The only debt, I owed was exactly one cup of coffee

To one specific individual

Finally, I paid back the one cup of coffee

To my brother the bartender

At Palmer’s

Yes, the owner knows exactly who I am.

Yep.

We talk.

The owner told me

About being in the half-time of the Super Bowl

Cool.

Yes, I have yet to research his band.

The last time,

My brother, the bartender and I saw each other

My brother treated me to a free cup of coffee

Because one hour earlier I had almost and nearly

Been run over by a car

With eye witnesses

My one brother

Who happens to work as a bartender

at Palmer’s

Is my brother

Because my brother’s best-friend

Was also my best-friend

Before Mr. Guttenfelder died

From prostate cancer

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Lost Staging

Kelly Guttenfelder

R.I.P.

Personal Note:

Yes, I did literally work as a volunteer apprentice (after three months appointed to step-in as volunteer boss to thirty-to-fifty freelance contract riggers and one mechanical engineer) and I did in fact run the company “Lost Staging” by Kelly Guttenfelder and his silent business partner from April 2009 to October 2009 base camp based out of The Seward Neighborhood, south Minneapolis, MN, West Bank, U.S.A.

(Grammar-correct states the above sentence is correct.) Ok.

Yes, I sat in meetings with large national acts and their “publicists” (there is another English word for this type of title in the music industry) and the industry professionals would write a one one-hundred thousand ($100,000.00) dollar check (2009) for “Lost Staging” to go and begin to build the national acts’ stages from the steal-beams dug into the ground up to the tip of the stage roof then more pay to conduct the mechanical engineering during concerts and run crews of contract employees to hire the best “second-riggers” in the world.) Period.

(Grammar-correct states the above sentence is correct.) Ok.

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National Acts’ Stages

“Lost Staging”

April 2009 - October 2009

Kelly Guttenfelder

R.I.P.

Who did we meet with?

Let’s see.

The following Music Industry Professionals:

(Most likely not the correct spelling of the names, I’m sorry, I have yet to research.)

Yes, I have yet to hear the following musicians’ music:

Rascal Flats

LeAnn Rimes

Darius Rucker

The Dave Matthews Band

For U2, the stage building masters handed me the blue prints and asked:

“What do you think?”

“About what?” I asked.

“Will it hold?” I was asked.

“Let me look at this.” I studied the blue prints.

We stood in silence while I looked over the blue prints.

“Yep” I smiled and went back to my work.

Yes, I stayed-on three months longer into my volunteer apprenticeship because my then bestie lay dying/recuperating and healing from an aggressive prostate cancer while I was appointed to his company as volunteer boss because each Friday I was entrusted to do cash payroll starting at $100,000.00 on my person in cash. Do you know what a tremendous responsibility it is to be responsible for $100,000.00 on cash? Oh, my goodness.

Then again April 2010 to October 2020 I was asked to once again volunteer as volunteer boss to reconstruct an entire Guthrie stage to refurbish. Ok. I did. I did rebuild and welded an entire Guthrie stage by myself the summer of 2010 while conducting business by cell phone. Yep.

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Hi, Minnesota

Yes, we’re Monogamous Heterosexual Exclusive Couple

Correct.

Yes, I’m right here.

Yes, Minnesota, I’m skateboarding the state.

Yes.

Correct.

Yes, literally I’m conducting business out of

Red Wing, MN and Saint Paul, MN and Minneapolis, MN

Yes, nearly anywhere I go,

The Minnesotans starve.

What a bummer.

Since the Minnesotans starve

Then I also chose to semi-starve right along with them.

Yes, after the age of forty

Modern science states to semi-starve;

For the duration of longevity

Yes correct modern people can live to be one-hundred years old.

Yes, I live with an auto-immune disease

For which I grow tumors

Throughout different parts of my body

At different times

Yes, an auto-immune disease is low immune system.

Therefore, people with ether low immune system

Or auto-immune diseases

Or newborns

Or the elderly might want to stay near home

Or not,

The decision is legally up to

Each private individual citizen.

Personally, I’m a cancer survivor.

It’s my personal business.

Personally, I’ve been living with

Either tumors or cancer or both.

It’s my personal business.

Personally, I know I live with cancer

And beat it every single time.

It’s my personal business.

Personally, I know I always

Have one foot in the grave.

It’s my personal business.

Personally, I know I’ll beat each and every single

Bout of tumors until menopause.

It’s my personal business.

Personally, I aim to live to be

One-hundred years old.

It’s my personal business.

Personally, I haven’t bought into the media hype

I’m having the best time of my life

Traveling all over the Twin Cities

It’s my personal business.

All week I’ve been conducting film business.

Yep.

Artists Grant Writing:

Don’t front with me, Minnesota.

Yes, I know my stuff.

Yes, I know exactly what I’m talking about. Yep.

It’s obvious I know what I’m talking about.

Yes, for twenty years, I’ve been asked to step-in as volunteer executive producer or appointed volunteer boss to take over the executive functions because artists make absolutely no monies of their own.

Yes, I’ve always been asked to step in as a volunteer and function like the boss in the position of the boss except for no pay. Sigh.

Yes, I know how to write artists’ grants starting at $100,000.00 without any pay in return because artists don’t seem to pay-up after the money is dispensed and even though I continue to conduct handshakes for a percentage (%) of the grants’ cut not once and not ever have any Minnesota artists ever paid me for writing their grants therefore I’m a volunteer executive producer or appointed volunteer boss until three weeks ago I was brought in as 25% ownership to the rights of a feature-length film. Yep.

Hi, Portugal.

No, I will neither be on the ground nor on the film set, however. 25% of the film belongs to me so please be good to our film industry workers, producers and director. Thank you.

Personally, I don’t make anything out of film distribution contracts because I have yet to collect one single penny out of countless and many film distribution contracts I’ve signed over the last twenty years.

Yes, I’ve signed many film distribution contracts and I have still yet to receive one single penny in royalties. Hahaha. LOL. Pretty funny when I think about it.

If artists paid-up then I would have literally and exactly and factually 1million dollars earned to burn into the stock market tomorrow before the markets close. Hahaha. Yep.

Yes, if I had my 1million I would sink it straight into the stock markets tomorrow at the opening bell and I would sink 1 million into the following stocks: …

More later…

Gabriel

Monday, March 3, 2020

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Hi, Minnesota

Yes, we’re

Monogamous

Heterosexual

Exclusive Couple

Correct.

Yes, Minnesota, I’m here.

Hi, Minnesota.

Hello, Minnesota.

Well, Minnesota, we’re still here.

Yes, on Thursday, February 27, 2020 I did successfully submit our $100,000.00 Creative Capital Grant for the foreign film director.

Yes, I’m working on a $50,000 Fellowship for an opera singer.

Yes, I’m working on two micro grants for two women in dire need of vehicles.

Yes, I’m working on two $500,000.00 grants for Twin Cities' business owners.

Yes, I’m looking over a worldwide film distribution contract.

Yes, I’m up to my eyeballs in paperwork as always.

Hi, babies.

Yes, I’m right here as I’m always here.

Yes, last Tuesday, February 25^th, 2020 I factually had my left wrist fractured. No, I don’t self harm.

Yes, it’s incredibly difficult to write with a fractured wrist. Absolutely.

As a writer to have a fractured wrist is torture and even though I haven’t been blogging much I still have gone on with my grant writing responsibilities because I hold serious responsibilities to artists, mathematicians, scientists and business owners all over the world.

Yes, I’m on my way to become a multimillionaire.

Yes, it’s obvious.

Rarely, does anyone know how to write $500,000.00 grants and I happen to know how to and actually be quite good at it.

Well, that’s it for now with a fractured left wrist.

Yes, this little bit of writing has been excruciatingly painful.

Minnesota, I love you.

Minnesota, respect me.

Yours Truly,

Gabriel

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