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Monday, June 29, 2020

 

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            Hi. Hello.

 

            Happy Monday!

 

            Bernie Sanders all the way!

            (Please, write-in Bernie Sanders’s name into the ballot. Thanks!)

 

            Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

            Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

            Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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            Notes:

 

            Note #1: 2019 and 2020 Commencement Speeches

 

            *) Yes, I have two commencement speeches to write in 2020.

 

            Yes, every single day I think about what to say in these two commencement speeches for 2019 and 2020.

 

            What is there for me to say? Nothing. Nothing at all.

 

            Yet, the entire world knows I have plenty to say to the class of 2019 and 2020.

 

            Thanks.

 

            Please, have patience with me.

 

            Please, have patience with me since I’m a Green Sea Tortoise.

 

            Mainly the only time I make to write is at sundown otherwise my days are filled to the brim.

 

            Yes, I have plenty to say to the class of 2019 and 2020 because adulthood is mature and all adults understand each other to know we know better to do better.

 

            Look; degrees are excellence.

 

            Look; life is messy.

 

            Personally, I love mature adulthood.

 

            Yes, each and every single day comes with responsibilities.

 

            Yes, I give myself over to a million-and-on- responsibilities per day.

 

            Note #2: Move away

 

            If one is annoyed or behind someone else then move away.

 

            In public one must not ever comment on any aspect of another’s humanity because life is complex, for sure weird and difficult thus mature adults keep the peace at all times and control their emotions without ever having to make any public humiliating commentary because people are already a little bit anxious and nervous to be out in public thus any faux pas, mistake or accident is just that.

 

~~~

COVID-19

 

World, I’m present

 

Here

 

I’m present.

 

Yes, I’m healthier

Than I’ve ever been before

 

Yes, finally I learned

How to shrink

My thyroid tumors

 

~~~

My job is to be an equal partner

 

No, I’m not a side kick

 

Yes, I’m asked to

Live, work and play

At all times

 

~~~

My Literal Job

Is To Smile

Ok.

 

Now, I’m under

Contract

To smile

All the time

(Hahaha)

Ok.

 

My other

Literal job

Under

A

10-year

Contract

Is not

To wear

A brazier

Ok.

 

My other job

Is to be quiet

While my

Significant

Other

Plays

Or sings

Unless

Directly spoken to

Ok.

 

No, I don’t care

About the spotlight

 

Yes, I already write

In front of more than

7 million readers

Thus and therefore

I’m comfortable

Sitting to the side

With my cell phone

Or my laptop

 

~~~

COVID-19

 

World, I’m present

 

Here

 

Present

 

~~~

Finally Peace

 

Simply, after three weeks

Of no swearing

All Peace is now

Present

 

We made the Peace.

 

Yes, finally,

We Matured

And Turned into

Two Mature Adults

 

Into our full adulthood

 

We no longer fight

Finally, we understand each other.

Remarkable

Incredible

 

My Significant Other

And I are having more fun now

Than ever before

 

We play together

Because we work together

 

As a person living with throat cancer

Personally, I don’t want to hear myself

Talk and reiterate the same point

No.

 

Finally, we are getting someplace

Impressive I knew

We could therefore I’m

Genuinely happy about

The many aspects of

Our relationship

 

Yes, I find myself

Capable of happiness

 

Yes, we find ourselves

Genuinely capable of happiness

 

            Well, understanding someone has nothing to do with love.

 

            Love has nothing to do with respect.

 

            Respect has to do with good manners, proper appropriate behavior at all times and a positive attitude especially in debate and speech and not name-calling.

 

            The basic guideline to an excellent relationship between spouses is to be on one’s best behavior with one’s spouse at all times.

 

            People are different as night and day.

 

            Psychology teaches us not any human is like another.

 

            Psychology teaches us even a monogamous couple in any relationship doesn’t exactly know exactly occurs in an intense situation because each person’s perspective is so different from their spouse so the best thing to do is to become an “active listener.”

 

            Yes, finally, I matured and quick.

 

            Yes, the last three weeks have been intrinsically absolutely serene and calm.

 

            No matter what, no one may break my intrinsic calm space and positive attitude without coming across like an idiot.

 

            No matter what is going on, no one may interrupt my intrinsic positive self speech and the ability to keep calm, cool and collected while embodying firm, direct, sober and serious and relaxed attitude.

 

            Personally, I’m not ageist, racist, bias against differences because I’m intelligent enough to know we’re all One Human race of the same biological species.

 

            The reason and the main and only reason as to why one must respect any other human is because any one human is a biological gift to the earth since the human species split into two cells from one single cell into ameba and into lemurs and branched off to ape-like humanoid into this, me and you and us and the entire world and all of the human race.

 

            The only real aspect to respect is to keep in mind each human is a miracle to be alive because birth human is as difficult as birthing whales which is quite difficult.

 

            Yours Truly;

 

            Gabriel

 

Friday, June 26, 2020

 

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(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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            Hi. Hello.

 

            Happy Friday!

 

            Bernie Sanders all the way!

            (Please, write-in Bernie Sanders’s name into the ballot. Thanks!)

 

            Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

            Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

            Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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~~~

COVID-19

 

World, I’m present

 

Here

 

I’m present.

 

Yes, I’m healthier

Than I’ve ever been before

 

Yes, finally I learned

How to shrink

My thyroid tumors

 

~~~

My job is to be an equal partner

 

No, I’m not a side kick

 

Yes, I’m asked to

Live, work and play

At all times

 

~~~

My Literal Job

Is To Smile

Ok.

 

Now, I’m under

Contract

To smile

All the time

(Hahaha)

Ok.

 

My other

Literal job

Under

A

10-year

Contract

Is not

To wear

A brazier

Ok.

 

My other job

Is to be quiet

While my

Significant

Other

Plays

Or sings

Unless

Directly spoken to

Ok.

 

No, I don’t care

About the spotlight

 

Yes, I already write

In front of more than

7 million readers

Thus and therefore

I’m comfortable

Sitting to the side

With my cell phone

Or my laptop

 

~~~

COVID-19

 

World, I’m present

 

Here

 

Present

 

~~~

Finally Peace

 

Simply, after three weeks

Of no swearing

All Peace is now

Present

 

We made the Peace.

 

Yes, finally,

We Matured

And Turned into

Two Mature Adults

 

Into our full adulthood

 

We no longer fight

Finally, we understand each other.

Remarkable

Incredible

 

My Significant Other

And I are having more fun now

Than ever before

 

We play together

Because we work together

 

As a person living with throat cancer

Personally, I don’t want to hear myself

Talk and reiterate the same point

No.

 

Finally, we are getting someplace

Impressive I knew

We could therefore I’m

Genuinely happy about

The many aspects of

Our relationship

 

Yes, I find myself

Capable of happiness

 

Yes, we find ourselves

Genuinely capable of happiness

 

No, we’re not pathetic

No, we’re not basket cases

No, we’re not sad

No, we don’t hate

No, we’re not haters

No, we’re not disrespectful

No, we’re not cruel

No, we don’t have ulterior motives

 

No, we don’t

Go out of our way to

Talk, text, call,

Social media or any other

Retirement activities

Because we’re running

Two empires in the

Midst of COVID-19

As well as

Post

Riots and looting

 

We did it!

We struggled to

Get our act together

 

Yet we did

Because it was imperative

To mature,

Get alone

And become

A rock star duo

 

No, I don’t ever

Sit anywhere near

My significant Other

While he sings or plays music

Because I don’t

 

However, my significant other

Will directly call me by name

To poignantly direct me

And tell me to please

Sit at his feet and

Continue to type

On my laptop

Because he knows

I’m blogging

About the first time

In our two year

Relationship

We actually get along,

Are genuinely in mutual

Respect and understanding

Of each other

And actually will

Talk to each other

Rather than to

Yell, scream and swear

 

Our world has done

A polar opposite

And we’re off to the races

 

We turned a corner

We hit the ground running

And matured

 

We did it!

 

We became a solid team

 

We are people

Who don’t mind the long work days,

Because the nights are to relax

Before the next work day

 

Well, unfortunately, I don’t

Want to admit this,

However, as tycoons

We don’t take any days off

 

We work every day

 

We work holidays

 

We work birthdays

 

We work

 

Yes, we set a pace

And the days are long

Yet manageable in pace

And schedule and timing

 

We’re successful

At work, however

We are now successful

At playing together

 

We did it!

We keep

A peaceful home.

 

We love each other very much

 

The cool thing is this:

We’re genuinely in love with each other

 

We’re lucky.

We got over

Our stupid power struggles

 

On Thursday, June 25th

For 11 hours

I repeated myself:

 

“I need you to not call me derogatory names.”

“I need you not to insult me.”

“I need you to calm down.”

“No, I haven’t ever cheated on you.”

“No, I don’t want someone else.”

“Please, don’t scream, swear or yell.”

 

At the end of 11 hours

Of verbal abuse:

For the first time,

Wholehearted apologies were made

I was told I’m maturing by leaps and bounds

 

In the last three weeks,

I no longer disgrace myself

Even when or if I’m

Publically humiliated,

Insulted,

Belittled,

Mocked,

Gossiped,

Back-stabbed,

Pressured to think a certain way,

Made fun of,

Oppressed,

Made lewd gestures,

Called derogatory names,

No swearing,

No yelling,

No screaming

 

Simply, I no longer swear

 

My significant other

Tells me the following:

 

Three straight weeks of no swearing

Has improved my entire life

 

Three straight weeks of no swearing

Has made me more valuable than ever before

 

Three straight weeks of no swearing

Has showcased my strength and grace

 

Three straight weeks of no swearing

Has made me more gorgeous

 

Three straight weeks of no swearing

Has shown real leadership

 

Three straight weeks of no swearing

Has proven my character

 

Three straight weeks of no swearing

Has proven I can and do hold my tongue

 

Three straight weeks of no swearing

Has proven I have A-game

 

Three straight weeks of no swearing

Has made me ready to date a billionaire

Yep.

 

Yes, I’m right here

By choice

Because

I fell in love

 

Yes, I’m here

By choice

Because

I always knew

We could become great

Together

 

Yes, I’m here

By Choice

Because

My Significant Other

Wants us to become a

“Power Couple”

Ok.

 

Yes, I’m here

By choice

Because

My Significant Other

Wants us to be

“The Envy of the town”

By being genuinely happy

Ok.

 

Yes, I’m here

By choice

Because

My Significant Other

Wants us to start running

Instead of him drinking

Large consumptions of alcohol

Each night

 

Yes, I’m here

By choice

Because

My Significant Other

Wants us to retire to Greece

 

Yes, I’m here

By choice

Because

My Significant Other

Wants me

And I want him

 

Happily Ever After

 

The End

 

 

The reason why

We didn’t abandon ship

Is because we knew

Sooner or later

We would mature

And move forward

And run two empires

Plus learn to play together

 

We made it!

 

Friends, no reason to call concerned

 

We got our

Business in order

 

Well, we are

Husband and Wife

 

We live together

We work together

We play together

And

We actually

Really like each other

And we obviously

Love each other

And now we

Respect each other

In communications

 

I can breathe

 

For forty years

Women have been

Pathetically throwing themselves

At my significant other

While he tells the

Horror tales

And he didn’t

Want any

Smugness,

Haters,

Cheaters,

Flirts,

Desperate

Or Overly sexualized women

Thus

He choose me

I chose him

 

Cheers

 

Peace.

 

We won!

 

            Yours Truly;

 

            Gabriel

 

Wednesday, June 24, 2020

 

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(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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            Hi. Hello.

 

            Happy Wednesday!

 

            Bernie Sanders all the way!

            (Please, write-in Bernie Sanders’s name into the ballot. Thanks!)

 

            Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

            Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

            Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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~~~

COVID-19

 

World, I’m present

 

Here

 

I’m present.

 

Yes, I’m healthier

Than I’ve ever been before

 

Yes, finally I learned

How to shrink

My thyroid tumors

 

~~~

My job is to be an equal partner

 

No, I’m not a side kick

 

Yes, I’m asked to

Live, work and play

At all times

 

~~~

My Literal Job

Is To Smile

Ok.

 

Now, I’m under

Contract

To smile

All the time

(Hahaha)

Ok.

 

My other

Literal job

Under

A

10-year

Contract

Is not

To wear

A brazier

Ok.

 

My other job

Is to be quiet

While my

Significant

Other

Plays

Or sings

Unless

Directly spoken to

Ok.

 

No, I don’t care

About the spotlight

 

Yes, I already write

In front of more than

7 million readers

Thus and therefore

I’m comfortable

Sitting to the side

With my cell phone

Or my laptop

 

~~~

COVID-19

 

World, I’m present

 

Here

 

Present

 

A Life In

The Day

Of A Tycoon

 

 

~~~

No, I don’t ever hit my head

Up against any wall

 

Yes, when I worked with

Asperger children

They did

Repeatedly

Hit their head

Against the wall

 

The sound

Of skull

Hitting a wall

Was heartbreaking

 

Yes, the main reason

As to why my brains

Are always intact

Is because

Writing is

All legal

As well as

Articulate

Logic

And

Reason

 

Writing is expressing

Oneself through words

Therefore

Writers

Don’t mince words

 

After

A long day’s work

Alongside

My Significant Other

All I want to do

Is watch

The sun

Go down

And relax

And write

Because

My feet Throb

And hurt

And no matter

How hard, well or much

I work

I don’t get paid

Therefore

I don’t get new tennis shoes,

Clothes or whatever I need

For personal self care

 

I make soap and water

Look stylish

 

I make being overworked

Look good

 

I’m an awesome worker

 

~~~

 

            Well, I get up at 5:00am and I do one hour of Yoga, one hour of prayer and one hour of meditation.

 

            During this timeframe, I make the bed, make coffee, I brush my hair and my teeth, I wash my face, and I get dressed for the day. 

 

            At 8:00am I go to an attic and fold mounds of old clothes into drawers to get the attic ready for construction to finish the attic, however. I must first organize the entire attic which is an incredible project for one person since the attic is full of miscellaneous items, objects and clothes. 

 

            At 10:00am there’s a breakfast meeting.

 

            We discuss the itinerary for the day.

 

            At 10:30pm I clean up breakfast meeting/breakfast dishes.

 

            At 11:45am I water all of the plants or literally cut down trees by myself.

 

            At 12:00pm I head into the office.

 

            At the office I check a graphic design computer.

 

            At the same time I have another Stock Market computer running. I take calls, I make calls, I answer questions, I pay bills, and I take care of business. I keep up with all and any accounts.

 

            At 3:00pm I take a coffee break.

 

            At 3:30pm to 4:30pm I either build a film studio and prime and paint or I go and grocery shop then at 5:00pm I prep for dinner.

 

            During dinner I work as clean-up crew to two master chefs who don’t like any type of mess while cooking thus I run around.

 

            Some days, rather than paint then I take care of all of the vacuuming and any of the necessary dusting.

 

            Everyday I take out the garbage and the recycling.

 

            Everyday I do whatever is required of me.

 

            Each week all of these responsibilities get done and plus.

 

~~~

The Domestic Violence

Has Stopped

 

Yes, I concede

Yes, I will smile

Yes

Yes

Yes

 

Yes, I’ll smile and smile

 

Bad Social Disposition

~~~

On Saturday, June 6th, 2020

Purposely, Three Times

My head

Hit pavement

 

Yes, the front of my head

Was grabbed by my hair

And my head was

Banged against the

Concrete Floor

 

Three times,

Continuous

And with intent to harm

I heard the tremendous

Sound of concrete

Whence my head hit

 

Yes, video is King

 

Yes, I sustain injuries

In the name of Love

 

Yes, people tell me

I’m a liar

Except

The bruises

On the side

Of my left temple

Have been there for

Two weeks

 

No, I still haven’t gotten

My speech back

 

Yes, I’m slurring words

Because my left temple

Met the concrete

 

No, I don’t lie

About violence

 

Fact

 

Yes, I have to go in

For an MRI

To see if I have any

Hairline Skull Fracture

 

~~~

 

            Each day I work 16 hour days.

 

            No, I don’t l ever rush at anyone.

 

            No, I don’t ever put violent hands on anyone.

 

            Each time we socialize I can always guess the one woman in any group who will make a B-line for my significant other.

 

            Hanging out and socializing has to do with people placing their genitalia before anything else.

 

            The difficulty is having every needy woman starving for attention constantly

 

            To be continued…

 

            Yours Truly;

 

            Gabriel

 

Thursday, June 11, 2020

 

 “.”

 

(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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            Hi. Hello.

 

            Happy Thursday!

 

            Bernie Sanders all the way!

            (Please, write-in Bernie Sanders’s name into the ballot. Thanks!)

 

            Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

            Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

            Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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~~~

COVID-19

 

World, I’m present

 

Here

 

I’m present.

 

Yes, I’m healthier

Than I’ve ever been before

 

Yes, finally I learned

How to shrink

My thyroid tumors

 

~~~

My job is to be an equal partner

 

No, I’m not a side kick

 

Yes, I’m asked to

Live, work and play

At all times

 

~~~

My Literal Job

Is To Smile

Ok.

 

Now, I’m under

Contract

To smile

All the time.

(Hahaha)

Ok.

 

My other

Literal job

Under

A

10-year

Contract

Is not

To wear

A brazier

Ok.

 

My other job

Is to be quiet

While my

Significant

Other

Plays

Or sings

Unless

Directly spoken to

Ok.

 

No, I don’t care

About the spotlight.

Yes, I already write

In front of more than

7 million readers

Thus and therefore

I’m comfortable

Sitting to the side

With my cell phone

Or my laptop

 

~~~

My hair has to heal

 

Yes, the reason

Why I must wear

My hair like

“Princess Leila”

Is because

My hair

Has been ripped

For the last time.

 

The strands

Of my hair

On the top

Of my head

Literally won’t

Neatly lay down

Thus I must contend

With my hair as it is

 

Yes, I’ve been told my job

Is to smile and nothing else

Ok.

 

Yes, I’ve been told

I’ve been chosen

Above all women

Ok.

 

Yes, I’m informed

I’ve been

Hand-picked

To do the job

To run the estates,

Properties and businesses

Because I’m

The One

 

Yes, I’m invited to be

Here and help

Run everything

Ok.

 

Yes, I’ve been informed

This job requires

More than just a pretty face

And a smiley face

Ok.

 

This job as a

Significant Other

Requires a great

Deal of perfection,

Output,

Production

And return investment

Ok.

 

Yes, I can have the output

Of ten people

 

Yes, in one day I

Get more done than

10 people.

 

Yes, I’m a valuable worker

Yes, I’m low maintenance

Yes, I hardly require much

Yes, I’m the most relaxes person

Yes, I can get up and be ready

To go within minutes

 

Yes, this job requires

A humble attitude

 

My

Significant

Other

Insists I

Go anywhere

He goes

At anytime

Of the day or night

Since

We live and

Work alongside

Each other

 

When we communicate well

Then work seems like play

 

Yes, we “hit the ground running”

Yes, we work all day.

 

No, not one single woman

Who flirts

Gets admittance

Because

The empire requires to be run

Rather than spent

On frivolous

Stupidity.

 

Yes, I run the accounts

Because not a penny

Gets lost

Under my watch

 

Primarily, I’m here

Because I’ve been told

I have smarts, beauty and brains.

I come with the tri-fecta

Thus and therefore

I get asked about everything

And usually my answer

Is correct

 

Right.

Correct.

 

~~~

 

Yes, I’ve been told

We’re

Monogamous

Heterosexual

Exclusive

 

~~~

Yes, I’ve been told

All I need is

An attitude adjustment

Thus and Therefore

My only job is to smile

Ok.

 

            Yes, my only job is to genuinely smile.

 

            Yes, I’m emotionally intelligent enough to know exactly how to genuinely smile even when screamed, sworn or yelled at or publically humiliated or treated as an afterthought which I don’t allow.

 

            Most people’s life experiences are their own.

 

            Most people’s life experiences are not ever two alike.

 

            Most people’s life experiences are uniquely their own.

 

            Most people haven’t lived my life.

 

            Yes, I’m a terrible bicyclist.

 

            Yes, I’m terrible at grammar.

 

            Yes, I’m terrible at spelling.

 

            Yes, I’m terrible at geography.

 

            Yes, I’m terrible at directions.

 

            Yes, I’m terrible at enunciation.

 

            Yes, I’m terrible at pronunciation.

 

            Yours Truly;

 

            Gabriel

 

Wednesday, June 10, 2020

 

 “.”

 

(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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Dress Etiquette.

 

Dress.

 

Chapter 26.

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            Hi. Hello.

 

            Happy Wednesday!

 

            Bernie Sanders all the way!

            (Please, write-in Bernie Sanders’s name into the ballot. Thanks!)

 

            Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

            Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

            Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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~~~

COVID-19

 

World, I’m present

 

Here

 

~~~

Yes, once is a mistake

 

Yes, twice is a pattern

 

Yes, three times is a habit

 

~~~

My Faux Pas

Yes, I apologized

 

Yes, yesterday, I had a faux pas

Yes, whimsically, I groped

My significant other

Thinking we were

Hidden far enough

Into the garage

Except passerby walkers

Saw us.

Sorry.

 

Nope, not once

And not ever

Have I ever

Groped

My significant other

 

Yes, I was astounded

I had done so.

So out of character for me

 

Yes, immediately

We went

Indoors

And profusely I

Apologized

Because it was such

A weird impulse

Also, I was though-roughly

Embarrassed since I haven’t ever

Groped anyone in my life

 

Once is a mistake

Thus I’ll forgive myself

And move on and move forward

I have a healthy self-esteem

Therefore I can forgive myself

 

Yep.

 

~~~

Mr. Car

 

Mr. Car is the

Stern, Sober,

And direct

Mature

Married

Next door neighbor

Who doesn’t give me

Or any other woman

A second of his time

 

Yep

 

The reason why I

Trust Mr. Car

Not to cheat on

Mrs. Car is

Because

Mr. Car

Doesn’t

Give anybody

A second of his day

Since he

Diligently works

Away on his garden

Year after year

 

Both Mr. Car

And I know

Each other’s existence exist

 

Mr. Car and I don’t ever crush on each other

 

Once I made the mistake to ask

Mr. Car the following

Question:

 

“Excuse me, I don’t mean to

Interrupt you,

However, I am going to

Interrupt you. Are you composting?”

 

Formally

Mr. Car

said, “Yes”

 

“Thanks.” I went back

To my cell phone

Since I’m addicted

To my cell phone

 

No, I don’t drink any alcohol.

 

No, I’m not brain damaged.

 

As of this week, I have passed all of the

Psychological tests

Whew!

 

 

 

Yes, I can still write to the caliber

Before Saturday, June 6th, 2020

Therefore I’m present

 

Yes, with Harvard Ivy League

Psychologist parents

Then weekly

For life one passes

Strict verbal, written

And comprehensive

Psychological tests

 

Yes, I pass the psychological tests

Because I’m genuinely and

Organically kind

Period

 

Yes, I’m a ‘no’ person

Safety first

Safety first

Safety first

 

~~~

In two-years

Not once

Had I heard

Mr. Car’s wife

Sound so sweet

To her own husband

 

For two years

I’ve been waiting

To hear the next door neighbor

Talk to my

Significant other

Like she

Had just urinated herself

 

Yes, my significant other

Complains about how

People wave hello

And stop and talk to him

Because then he gets behind schedule

Throughout the day

 

Time is money.

Yes.

Correct.

 

No, don’t front with me.

 

On the other side of us none

Of the married neighbor women

Speak to my significant other

Unless with their husbands present

Or not ever

 

The number one difficult

For my significant other

Is the timewasters

In his life in the form

Of acquaintances, strangers,

Neighbors, co-workers

And others

 

No, I don’t ever go out of

My way to speak to

Anyone’s husbands

Unless the husbands speak

To me first

Otherwise, we’re stewards of

The estate and properties

 

We work smart

We play hard

We relax

Sunset is a time to unwind

 

No matter how beloved anyone is

Or how hated

People exert energy

Which is neither

Here nor there

 

No, I’m not here to impose

Myself upon anyone.

No.

 

Look; this is what my dad told me

About mature adulthood:

 

“‘Gaby, mind your own business.

Unless; asked to help problem-solve

For intelligent solutions

Otherwise keep quiet

And don’t pass any judgment

Because nothing is as it appears.

Also, Remember

Don’t ever go out of your way

To break-up anybody’s day

Because time is money

And each time any person

Stops production

And is made to

Subtly and forcibly interact

With any needy stranger, friend or neighbor or co-worker

Than production slows down

And the value of lifestyle decreases

Because mainly all people want to do

Is relax

Yet a million-and-one responsibilities

Do get met each day

So remember to ‘keep your head down’

And work on your own projects

And don’t ever bother anyone

About anything

Because people’s lives are

Complicated

And people must leave people alone

To do their complicated and complex lives

Unless people approach you

Otherwise don’t ever seek U

Unnecessary attention

Because it’s obvious

Neediness has only to do with loneliness

And the desire for sexual intercourse, however

You must live, work and not get caught up

In any possible sexual encounters of any type’”

 

Okay.

 

~~~

Yes, time is money

 

Nope, when 10 people a day stop

Us on the street to say hello

Then each encounter actually

Sets us behind throughout our day

Each text

Each call

Each needy encounter

Sets us behind schedule

Which means sets us behind financially

 

No, famous people aren’t

Approached by the locals

Because famous people

Actually make money

 

Yes, infamous people

Are approached

Without ever making any money

Because infamous people

Are local folklore

Because everybody

Knows of them

Yet the infamous haven’t

Proven fame status

Unless talent is developed

 

~~~

No, I’m not any type of real snub

Unless serious oppressive measures

Are exposed

 

No, I’m not any type of snub

I’m a real foodie

Because I grew up eating

Rice and beans for

Breakfast,

Lunch

And

Dinner

For the first

Ten years of my

Costa Rican

Existence

 

Yours Truly;

Gabriel

 

 

Monday, June 1, 2020

 

 “.”

 

(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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            Hi. Hello.

 

            Happy Monday!

 

            Bernie Sanders all the way!

            (Please, write-in Bernie Sanders’s name into the ballot. Thanks!)

 

            Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

            Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

            Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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COVID-19

Follow The Law

Stay Home

 

We Comply with

The 8:00pm Curfew

Yes, correct.

 

No, we haven’t ever

Peacefully demonstrated.

 

Peaceful

Demonstrators

Are

Different

From

Protestors

 

We want to retire.

 

We don’t want to

Peacefully demonstrate

No!

 

We bike to get groceries.

 

Thursday’s bike ride

Was the most comfortable

Without any police presence

(minus burned buildings)

 

The People

Are quite respectful,

Mind their business

And don’t harm others

Thanks

 

Citizen-and-Civilian

Leadership communities

Is like Costa Rica

Since there’s not much money,

The Citizens and Civilians

Police themselves

And people get along

 

Yes, they do

There’s no need to call the police

Because there’s no police

To hike out into the jungles

Thus citizens and civilians

Keep their hands to themselves

And mind their business

Unless a group effort

To defend innocents

Otherwise,

Go about one’s business

 

~~~

No, I don’t want to

Peacefully demonstrate.

No.

 

No, I haven’t ever

Peacefully demonstrated

In my entire life

Nope.

 

Peaceful demonstrators

Are our young, youth

And mature adults

In their 60’s, 70’s

 

Please, don’t harm our babies

 

Please, don’t harm our local babies

 

Please, don’t hurt our babies

 

Our “babies”

Are

Local

Peaceful

Demonstrators

 

Peaceful

Demonstrations

And

Sit-ins

Are

Different

From

Protests

 

~~~

Peaceful Sit-ins

 

Look;

If

The People decide

Then

It’s not possible

To arrest all of us

 

We guard our neighborhoods

 

~~~

The People

Protected Ourselves

When the Police wasn’t here

For Four Days

 

The police were supposed to

Have a peaceful presence

Not Force!

 

Yes the police are

Supposed to allow

For Peaceful

Sit-ins

 

We will not stand by and

Watch as the police fire

Teargas

And

Rubber bullets

Upon our People

 

This isn’t Palestine

 

If we need to burn Minnesota

Down to the ground then we will

And I personally will get in there

And help burn it down myself

Even though I don’t

How to start a bonfire

Without much effort

 

We’re laypeople

We don’t know how to fight

 

We’re laypeople

We don’t know how to do violence

 

We’re laypeople

We don’t know how to start fires.

 

My goodness, I don’t even know

How to start a proper bonfire

 

Why violence?

Never violence

 

Simply, peaceful sit-ins

Because the police are

Targeting women of color and

Pepper spraying women.

NO!

 

We don’t care

What the police think of us

Because the police

Seem to think we’re idiots

 

Even when the police

Wasn’t here

Last week

For four days

The civilians and citizens

Held down our

Twin Cities

From looters and rioters

 

Where were the police?

Nowhere.

The police were nowhere for 4 days

 

The citizens

Held down

Our neighborhoods

From getting burned down

When there

Was no police here

For four nights

 

Thus why would we be afraid to

Peacefully demonstrate

With sit-ins

When we lived

Through the worst

Of the riots

Without any police help

Please

 

The People

Maintain

While

The

Police

Murder

And

Unjustifiably

Hurt

And injured our

Peaceful

Demonstrators

 

Tonight, if we must

Then we’ll break curfew and

We’ll peacefully demonstrate

With a sit-in

 

However, we don’t want

To do anything political

Because we want

A good night’s rest

 

Minnesota, there’s really no curfew

Except follow the law.

 

Stay Home.

COVID-19

 

Even during Marshall Law

One has the right to do

Quiet sit-ins

ANYTIME OF NIGHT OR DAY.

 

Although, not highly recommended

Unless,

Millions join in

 

~~~

The

Local

Twin Cities’

Peaceful

Citizens and Civilians

Have policed

Themselves

And we do a better job

Than the police does

 

The police isn’t ever here to

Help

The People

Only to

Incarcerate

The People,

Brutalize

The People

Or murder

The People

Therefore

The

Police

Don’t understand

The People

Will, have and do

Drive our very own

People to the hospital

Because

In neighborhoods

Of color

One can wait all day long

Until one bleeds out

 

For 20 years

Murderopolis lives

In a “war zone”

While the Police

Get away with murder

 

The police aren’t

Ever really here

Thus last

Monday,

Tuesday,

Wednesday,

Thursday

and

Friday

The streets

By daytime

Felt safer with

Only the citizens

Than with the police

Any moment

One encounters or sees police

Then the probability of death

Goes up exponentially

Therefore we stay as far away

From the police as possible

 

The People have learned to

Not ever rely upon the police

 

People rely upon themselves

 

~~~

STAY HOME

 

No, we’re not looters.

No, we’re not rioters.

No, we’re not demonstrators.

 

Look, I don’t have any money,

Shoes or shampoo

Still yet I don’t loot

 

Seriously, I went

Down to the ground and witnessed

Looters and the thought

Of shampoo

Went across my mind

Except I’m a proud American

Thus I continued

To video tape

As my feet hurt from

Old tennis shoes

And shampoo is super expensive

Thus I naturally take care of my

Hair with water and soap

While my hair gets super dry

And daintily I walk on my toes

So the heels of my feet

Don’t cry out in pain

From old worn out

Tennis shoes

 

Seriously, I don’t have the money

Therefore I don’t shop for anything new

Yes for 20 years I’ve worked

As volunteer engineer,

Volunteer tycoon

Volunteer

To multi-millionaires

Who don’t pay

For graphic design

Thus I go without shampoo

Or new shoes

 

Yes, shoes,

One buys

Otherwise one can’t

Really or truly be

Proud of one’s new shoes

 

No, I wouldn’t dare loot

For new tennis shoes

Because shoes

Is the quintessential

Sign of independence

 

~~~

HOUSEWIVES

 

Yes, I’m a peaceful writer housewife.

If I have to then I’ll demonstrate myself.

 

No, I don’t want to see anymore teargas

Or rubber bullets upon our people

 

~~~

National Guard,

Look, we’re so happy to see you

 

National Guard,

The time right now

Is 8:45am and b

By law

The National Guard

Must stand

By the People’s side

 

National Guard,

We’re artists, workers, builders,

Professionals and

Peaceful

Citizens and Civilians

 

National Guard,

The police are supposed to

Have a quiet presence

Nothing else

 

National Guard,

Thanks for coming

To The People’s aid

 

National Guard,

You must not ever

Believe

The Police

 

Our Police kill

Our People

 

Here, in Murderopolis

We, the people clean sidewalks

Because we’ve been living in

A war zone for the past

2 decade

(20 years)

 

Here, in Murderopolis

Even since 1995

We understood

The Peaceful

Citizens

And

Civilians

Would clean up

After mass murders,

Police’s murders,

Serial killers

And

Gang murders

 

The Twin Cities looks

Beautiful from the outside

Yet quite dangerous

And deadly

 

National Guard,

Most Peaceful Local

Citizen and Civilians

Do get off the streets

By no later than

10:00pm

Unless at a public function

Like live music

 

National Guard,

As of this moment,

I call upon

All Locals

From all over

The United States

To go into their homes,

Lock the doors and stay there.

 

National Guard,

Nobody harms, loots or burns down

Minneapolis/St. Paul, MN

Except locals and

The Locals don’t even

Start controlled

Bonfires

Because violence

Is frequent here

Thus we take shelter

And don’t bring attention

To ourselves

 

National Guard,

Please protect our

American

Families

Otherwise,

The housewives

Will have

To dress

In Pink Tutus

And go do a peaceful sit-in

All dressed in pink

For breast cancer awareness

 

National Guard,

You work for The People

 

National Guard,

The Locals

Don’t loot,

Don’t riot

We’ll peacefully demonstrate

With a sit-in

If we have to

 

~~~

Last Night’s blog

 

We Comply with the 8:00pm Curfew

 

No, we’re not looters.

No, we’re not rioters.

No, we’re not demonstrators.

 

Yes, I’m a peaceful writer housewife.

If I have to then I’ll demonstrate myself.

 

No, I don’t want to see anymore teargas

Or rubber bullets upon our people

 

Tomorrow, if there’s teargas

Or rubber bullets

Against any Minnesotan

Then “The Housewives”

Will burn down the country

 

Housewives don’t allow our youth to be

Hit with rubber bullets or teargas

 

PEACE.

 

We’ll comply by the curfew law, however.

Tomorrow night

There better not be any complaints

Of teargas and rubber bullets

NO!

 

We’re peaceful locals.

We’re cancer patients.

 

Let the city burn, however,

No one gets gassed or rubber bullets

Because we’re not Fascist Nazis

No!

 

We’re America, damn it!

The National Guard stand

For the Housewives

Who care about our youth?

And peaceful protestors

When the police don’t

 

No, we don’t burn down buildings.

We sweep debris in front of our homes and streets.

Yes, our greatest weapons are blogs and brooms

 

~~~

World, I’m present.

Here

 

Healthier than ever before in my life

 

~~~

500

National Guard

 

Hi, good evening.

 

Please, don’t harm

Our Citizens and Civilians

 

No, Peaceful Local Demonstrators

Aren’t militia groups

 

No, Locals aren’t rioting or looting

 

Please, understand

Locals sweep up the debris

As quickly as we can

 

~~~

If the police decide

To shoot

The People

With rubber bullets

Then

The People

Have decided

To Burn it all to the ground

 

Minnesota doesn’t trust

The police

Therefore the police must not be

Derogatory, forceful or violence

Or vengeful

 

Yes, in Minnesota,

We will defend ourselves.

 

Yes, if Minnesotans get killed

Then Minnesota

Will fight back

 

If need be,

En-masse

We’ll kill our police

Because our police kill us

 

The Twin Cities

Is already destroyed

So if we have to

Protect our People

Then

The Police have no power here

 

Plus, the Twin Cities hates

The murderous police

 

The police are assholes.

Yes, correct.

We all know it.

 

The police had the chance

To do this peacefully

 

Instead, the police have gone all

Wrong about this social unrest

 

The police were supposed to

Have a peaceful presence

Not Force!

 

Yes the police are

Supposed to allow

For Peaceful

Sit-ins

 

We will not stand by and

Watch as the police fire

Teargas

And

Rubber bullets

Upon our People

 

This isn’t Palestine

 

If we need to burn Minnesota

Down to the ground then we will

And I personally will get in there

And help burn it down myself

Even though I don’t

How to start a bonfire

Without much effort

 

We’re laypeople

We don’t know how to fight

 

We’re laypeople

We don’t know how to do violence

 

We’re laypeople

We don’t know how to start fires.

 

My goodness, I don’t even know

How to start a proper bonfire

 

Why violence?

Never violence

 

Simply, peaceful sit-ins

Because the police are

Targeting women of color and

Pepper spraying women.

NO!

 

We don’t care

What the police think of us

Because the police

Seem to think we’re idiots

 

Only the rich and

The police get away with murder

While the rest of us watch

Brown and Black people

Get murdered by

The police or white people

 

If we need to burn down

The motherfucking country

Then we will.

 

Stand down

Stupid fucking

Minneapolis/St. Paul, MN

Police because

At this point

We, the People

Have nearly no mercy

 

Peaceful demonstrators

Are our young, youth and mature adults

In their 60’s, 70’s

 

Please, don’t harm our babies

 

Please, don’t harm our local babies

 

Please, don’t hurt our babies

 

Tonight, if we must then we’ll break curfew and

We’ll peacefully demonstrate

 

Minnesota, there’s no curfew.

Even during Marshall Law

One has the right to do

Quiet sit-ins.

 

Although, not highly recommended

Unless,

 

Let’s go!

 

“You kill us,

We’ll fight back.”

(A graffiti quote)

 

            Yours Truly;

 

            Gabriel

 

 

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