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Friday, July 31, 2020

 

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Dress Etiquette.

 

Dress.

 

Chapter 26.

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            Hi. Hello.

 

            Happy Friday!

 

            Happy wellness!

 

            Wear a mask. It’s the law.

 

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            Bernie Sanders all the way!

            (Please, write-in Bernie Sanders’s name into the ballot. Thanks!)

 

            Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

            Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

            Impeach Donald Trump.

 

            Please, don’t give Donald Trump anymore air time.

 

            Now, I’ll be voting for a one Mr. Joe Biden. Yep.

 

            Undisclosed armies are militia and Americans’ Constitution reads by the 2nd Amendment to “bare arms” against any unknown entities known as “traitors of the state” because taxpayers are the majority two-thirds and we want to know what exactly our Constitutional dollars go towards so there better be Ensignia which states “Police,” or “FBI” or “CDC” and so forth.

 

            No, tear gas is not to be utilized against peaceful American demonstrators because “The Battle of Versailles” wasn’t exactly a battle more like en masse of starving French “commoners” went ahead and by right took over the palace and imprisoned the monarchy and brought the monarchy to the guetien which is a blade to slice off the head at the neck. Yuck. Yikes.

 

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            Lewd Language 101:

 

            Yes, by the time any writer catches wind of any woman being put down for her looks then “all hell breaks loose.”

 

            Any man who dares call any woman an “ugly bitch” is lucky to walk away unscathed with the mature adult lecture of their lives.

 

            Any man who dares call any woman an “ugly bitch” is lucky to only walk away with an ear full of lewd language.

 

            Any man who dares call any woman an “ugly bitch” is lucky modern women don’t believe in any type of literal physical violence or slaps

 

            No, I don’t believe in slapping men, no matter how offensive or incensed or calloused.

 

            No, I don’t believe in slapping any men, no matter how much a man rallies the troops to cause discourse and wreck a marriage by reminding any husband he can do better and go and fuck any woman when the spouse already reminds the wife that the husband can go and fuck anybody. Jesus Christ. Get off the subject matter.

 

            No, I’m not a liar.

 

            Yes, by the time I put you in your place then you’re lucky I’m a pacifist and only believe in stern and literary lewd lectures of the mature adult garden variety.

 

            Whenever any man calls me an “ugly bitch” then don’t speak to me.

 

            By the time any male acquaintance calls any wife an “ugly bitch” then bless him for he will hear the most lewd lecture of the adult mature world because a woman is doing any cruel man the favor to grow up and mature

 

            No, I don’t worship the devil.

 

            Look, I’m an Episcopalian.

 

            Look, I look to Yahweh.

 

            Yes, I’m a writer and a damn good one.

 

            Yes, as of this week, I still continue to test out of all mental illness.

 

            Although for three days I’ve been living off of Ritz Crackers. Thanks.

 

            Anyway, about Lewd Language, by the time any 21 year old drunk male acquaintance tells my husband I’m an “ugly bitch” then I do go to war.

 

            Look by the time any man calls a woman an “ugly bitch” then game over and the gloves comes off.

 

            Look, by the time any man has the gull to call me an “ugly bitch” then the Lewd language has been brought to the table and I go “Brooklyn, New York City, New York, U.S.A. because I don’t allow for myself to be called an “ugly bitch” much less have the female race called “ugly.”

 

            If anything a man must have the courage to call a woman an “ugly bitch” to her face.

 

            Yes, I have lewd modern language for any lewd man who has the courage to call me an “ugly bitch.”

 

            Look, I can’t believe any male acquaintance would have the gull to call any woman a “cunt,” “slut,” “whore,” “prostitute” when I haven’t ever done anything to anyone other than to exist and take up oxygen and take up space.

 

            No, I’m not mentally ill or impoverished.

 

            Yes, I’m a writer and psychologist have explained to me when any writer addresses you then take heed warning because writers don’t stand for the injustices of women.

 

            Writers, especially female writers aren’t ever going to allow any man who is any acquaintance to any couple to call the spouse of any man an “ugly bitch.”

 

            Yes, I’m 1990’s punk rock and roll and  no man goes up against the authority of any woman by demeaning her and calling her “mentally ill” after he has publically humiliated her by calling her an “ugly bitch” in public.

 

            What, everybody wants to hurt me and call me names and think they can say horrible things about me when I’m standing right there.

 

            Then address issues with me because I know Boston to the letter.

 

            If any man calls a woman an “ugly bitch” then the man is an “ugly bitch” himself because I’m passing each and every psychological test.

 

            Go ahead and pass all of the psychological tests as I do on a weekly basis.

 

            No, I don’t know why men call women “mentally ill” after any man has called any woman an “ugly bitch” to insult her and denigrate her and make fun of her in public as a form of public humiliation.

 

            No, I really don’t know why men continue to insult with words and put women down after they have publically humiliated women. No, I don’t want or like to further be insulted because people have a problem with my lewd literary language.

 

            So, an acquaintance of ours overstepped major mature adult boundaries on Wednesday night by telling my spouse he could go and sleep with any one and that I’m an “ugly bitch.”

 

            Wo!

 

~~~

Stop The Press

 

            Look:

 

            A) My spouse each day of the week calls me “ugly,” “fat,” “talentless,” and “stupid,” “garbage” and “trash” yet we work alongside each other and no one knows I do wonders for the 20th and 21st . Ok, get off it. I get it. I’m “ugly.” I get it. I can’t help it. This is the body and the temple I was given thus I keep quite healthy, however. As far as being the “ugliest” woman alive well, I’m told I’m “ugly” looking and white people take offense to having to look upon me. Jesus Christ. I didn’t know I look like the “Elephant Man.”

 

            A.5) My spouse is quite cruel and verbally abusive.

 

            B) My spouse wrongfully accuses me of “cheating.” The entire world knows I haven’t ever cheated on my spouse or any other spouse because when relationships are over then they are over.

 

            C) My spouse tells me he can go ahead and get raped. Wo!

 

            D) My spouse knows that no matter how lewd my warrior language I don’t mean anything ill towards anyone.

 

            E) My spouse knows I don’t mean any harm, however. Anyone attacks my looks and I go to war because I was born “ugly” according to most white people I have ever met.

 

            F) Yes, my spouse knows I do feel sorry I make other people feel bad with my lewd language because I’m a woman who isn’t ever going to allow for any man to call any woman an “ugly bitch.”

 

            G) My spouse speaks to me in a lewd language and tells me to “go duck cocks” and I cringe and feel like my stomach is going to be sick.

 

            H) My spouse knows if anyone ever puts me down then “plague upon their houses” because I will figuratively cut out the heart of any person who ever so dares to call me an “ugly bitch” and thinks any such man can treat me like garbage.

 

            I) My spouse knows he talks to me in a lewd manner therefore I speak in a lewd manner.

 

            J) My spouse knows I’m verbally deadly whenever anyone puts me down.

 

            K) My spouse requires for me to be within 50 feet of him therefore I comply.

 

            L) My spouse demands I follow his direction.

 

            M) My spouse demands perfection.

 

            N) My spouse calls me a “prostitute” which I haven’t ever been paid for sex, cleaning toilets, cleaning messes.

 

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Present

Here

 

I’m right here.

 

Healthy as a Horse

 

~~~

Marriage 101

 

My husband’s not literally

A homosexual

However, my husband

Communicates like

A 1970’s homosexual

 

Yes, my husband

Totally digs me

 

Yes, my husband

Totally wants me

Over any other

 

Yes, my husband

And I have been

Living under

The same roof

Two years

 

Yes, we’re married

 

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Husbands must be Appropriate

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday, July 27, 2020

 

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(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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A book: “Manners Culture and Dress: of the Best American Society, including social, commercial and legal forms, Letter Writing, Invitations, &c., also valuable suggestions on Self Culture and Home Training” By Richard A. Wells, A.M., Illustrated, King, Richardson & CO., Publishers, Springfield, Mass., and De Moines, Iowa, 1891.

 

Dress Etiquette.

 

Dress.

 

Chapter 26.

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or at the house

 

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            Hi. Hello.

 

            Happy Monday!

 

            Happy wellness!

 

            Wear a mask. It’s the law.

 

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            Bernie Sanders all the way!

            (Please, write-in Bernie Sanders’s name into the ballot. Thanks!)

 

            Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

            Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

            Impeach Donald Trump.

 

            Please, don’t give Donald Trump anymore air time.

 

            Now, I’ll be voting for a one Mr. Joe Biden. Yep.

 

            Undisclosed armies are militia and Americans’ Constitution reads by the 2nd Amendment to “bare arms” against any unknown entities known as “traitors of the state” because taxpayers are the majority two-thirds and we want to know what exactly our Constitutional dollars go towards so there better be Ensignia which states “Police,” or “FBI” or “CDC” and so forth.

 

            No, tear gas is not to be utilized against peaceful American demonstrators because “The Battle of Versailles” wasn’t exactly a battle more like en masse of starving French “commoners” went ahead and by right took over the palace and imprisoned the monarchy and brought the monarchy to the gluttonies which is a blade to slice off the head at the neck. Yuck. Yikes.

 

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~~~

Present

Here

 

I’m right here.

 

Healthy as a Horse

 

~~~

Marriage 101

 

My husband’s not literally

A homosexual

However, my husband

Communicates like

A 1970’s homosexual

 

Yes, my husband

Totally digs me

 

Yes, my husband

Totally wants me

Over any other

 

Yes, my husband

And I have been

Living under

The same roof

Two years

 

Yes, we’re married

 

~~~

Husbands must be Appropriate

 

No, Men don’t ever

Comment about

Other women’s clothes,

Shoes

Or physical appearances

Or hairstyles,

Jewelry or makeup

Unless it’s about

His Wife

 

Only women comment

About other

women’s clothes,

Shoes,

appearance,

Or hairstyles,

Or jewelry or makeup

Because it’s

What women folk

Do together

 

If a man communicates

Like a woman

To other women

Then he’s either

Overcompensating

Or he’s flirting

Or he’s nervous

Or he’s insecure

And immature

And says

The stupidest things

About women’s clothes

Which is always

To point out

What they’re wearing

On their tits

What an asshole

 

If a man doesn’t compliment

His wife’s shoes

Then he has absolutely

No business complimenting

Other women’s shoes

Because it’s not like

My husband buys me any

Shoes, clothes or jewelry

So shut the fuck up

About other women’s

Attire

And what women wear

Across their tits

What a 1970’ homosexual jerk

 

A man only goes

Out of his way

To comment

About women’s clothes,

appearances,

shoes

Or hairstyle,

Jewelry or makeup

If

A Letcher

Or

A 1970’s homosexual

 

Women think my husband

Is a homosexual

 

I think my husband acts

Like a 1970’s homosexual

Whenever he flirts

Because he knows better

 

My husband’s not literally

A 1970’s homosexual

However, my husband

Communicates like

A 1970’s homosexual

 

Personally, I’ve begun to

Think of my husband

As a 1970’s homosexual

Because he refuses to

Respect and comply by my wishes

 

My husband finally sexually

Turned me off to him

 

I’m the only woman that matters

Even though my

1970’s homosexual husband

Always comes across as

Lonely and pathetic

For anyone other than me

Sigh

 

A woman can only handle so much

The you start to realize

It’s not the woman

It’s the disrespectful

1970’s homosexual in the relationship

 

Old men remind me of old women

Petty, mean and cruel

 

Old men are high maintenance

 

Old men are like mean girls

 

Old men are old

 

Old men smell like poop

So ultimately decay

 

Old men are old men

 

Old men’s minds deteriorate

Thus stuck with a child

 

After 55,

Men are really old

 

No matter how much

An old man wants to hang

Out with teenagers

The poop smell on their breathe

Reminds one of decay and death

 

Old men are more pronounced

Then old women

Because old men turn into old women

No matter how much money

Or charm

 

Old is old

 

Old is death

 

Old is decay

 

Old smells like poop

 

I don’t mind old

 

I just don’t like the smell of death

 

The smells of old 1970’s

Homosexual death

 

There’s no reason to be mean

About old age

 

However, when the old are assholes

Then it’s fun to think of them in terms

Of smelly old people

 

~~~

My Husband was a bachelor

For forty years

So he has a major

Learning Curve

 

He’s a slow learner

 

He doesn’t ever want to

Take responsibility for how

He interacts with young women

 

No matter how much

I tell my Husband

Or ask him

To curtail

His flirting

And to stop

Alienating me

Whenever he talks

To other women

 

My husband always

Talks to every woman

Like he likes them more,

Like he respects them more

Or like he’s more attracted to them

Than me

Which it isn’t true

Yet actions speak

Louder than words

 

My Husband’s a disrespectful asshole

 

After two years, I know

I’m dealing with an asshole

 

Yep.

 

No, I’m not afraid to spell it out

 

My Husband tends to want to

Pinch my nipples in public

Yet he wants to flirt

With other women in public

By pretending like

He isn’t flirting

 

Yet flirt is all he does

Because he’s kind of like

Being married to

A 1970’s homosexual

Who is flamboyant

And refuses to respect

He’s monogamous spouse

Even though most homosexuals

Have better monogamous

Relationships than I do

To an alcoholic heterosexual

 

Yes, I get grossed out

By my homosexual husband

 

My homosexual husband

Doesn’t know how much he

Sexually turns me off

By constantly flirting

With every woman

In his line of sight

While I stand right there

In front of him

And He gushes

Like a woman

To other women

 

Personally, I think my husband

Communicates like

A 1970’s homosexual

Who over compensates

For his sexuality

 

Therefore I’m starting

To think of my husband

In terms of 1970’s homosexuality

Because it’s what

He’s created for me

Inside my head

 

Once a woman thinks

Of her man as a homosexual

Then it’s easier to cope

With the obnoxious misbehavior

Of flirting with anything on two legs

 

It’s too bad my husband

Won’t learn to be appropriate

Because now I think of him

In terms of

A 1970’s homosexual

Bummer

 

He did that to himself

 

My Husband’s misbehavior

Is the only thing

That keeps us

From being real close

 

Being married to my Husband

Is like being married to

A mean, cruel

Petty old woman

Who refuses to listen

 

So no matter

How much I repeat myself

My homosexual Husband

Doesn’t listen to my pleas

And requests to please

Curtail his obnoxious

Stupidity to seek out

So much

Unwanted attention

From women who

Are underdeveloped

Or stare or

Are overly fascinated

With his white Santa beard

 

After the age of 50

Men tend to act like

Bitchy old women

And I think

It’s the drop in testosterone

 

Old men are like old women

Hateful and petty

Self centered

And Selfish

Therefore the deterioration

Of their minds and bodies

Is quite apparent

 

My Husband is an alcoholic

So it’s easy for me

To tell just how much

His mind will deteriorate

Because he’s mind is

Already deteriorated

 

My Husband doesn’t

Ever take responsibility

About how inappropriate he

Is with other women

And me

 

My husband’s brain has

Already begun to deteriorate

Because he doesn’t follow direction

And he easily

Gets inappropriately angry

I’m not ever

Allowed to rebuttal

Or disagree with anything he says

Therefore he’s not ever held

Accountable

 

I’ve told the stupid dumb fuck

For an asshole 1970’s homosexual

Not to flirt

Because it makes me uncomfortable

 

Since my husband

Can’t or won’t stop himself

From randomly seeking out

Flirtatious attention

Then I can’t stop thinking of him

In terms of

A 1970’s homosexual

And now sex appeal

Is fucking with me

 

~~~

For two years,

Every week

I’ve asked my Husband

Not to comment

Or compliment or

Call other women beautiful

Because I find it manipulative,

Shallow and unnecessary

 

He refuses to stop

 

I continue to get turned off

 

My Husband greatly

Turns me off

That he flirts

With the entire world

Because he’s an entitled child

And a man who refuses

To mature

Yet requires

Everything done for him

Because he says

He’s a mama’s boy

And he was looking for

Another mom

And not a wife

Yuck.

 

I’m nobody’s mom

Least of all

My Husband’s mom

 

It is one thing if

The entire world

Flirts with one’s Husband

 

It’s quite another when

One’s Husband

Flirts with the entire world

 

When one’s Husband

Flirts with the entire world

Then he pretty much

Tells his Wife

She doesn’t deserve his

Respect

 

When a husband flirts

All the time

Then he comes across

As though he’s

Always window shopping

For his next wife

Or he’s always

Putting his wife in

A vulnerable position

Amongst over-sexualized women

 

My husband seems to

Act like the world of

Vaginas are open to him

 

My husband comes

Across like he’s

Always sniffing

Other women’s vaginas

Ha, ha, ha

Gross

 

My husband acts like a bachelor

My husband acts like

He’s always pimping himself out

 

My husband always acts pathetic

Like a Letcher

Since he only flirts with

Young women

 

My husband always acts horny

Like he hasn’t ever

Gotten fucked

And he’s always on the prowl

 

My husband turns me off

With all of his

Flirting loneliness

Thus he’s always looking

For attention from women

Because he comes

Across as the

Loneliest man alive

Which lonely is a turn off

 

Personally, I don’t know why

Women get turned on

By a man who communicates

With them like another women

Or like a 1970’s homosexual

Because I get turned off

By my man

Coming off like a faggot

Or like an old woman

 

~~~

Constantly threatened to be

Dropped off on the side of the road

 

Yes, I’m traumatized

 

Yes, I get panic attacks

Every day my Husband

Threatens to drop me off

On the side of the road

And leave me there

 

With my alcoholic husband

There’s no real security

Only more heart ache

To hear an alcoholic

Tell you they plan

To live you destitute

And homeless

 

Every stupid fucking day

I’m informed I’m going to

Be thrown out on the street

And every day I contend with

Panic attacks

Because no one’s

Ever told me they were

Going to throw me away

 

An alcoholic husband

Is a mind fuck

 

Manipulative alcoholics

Just want people

In their lives to

Feel bad

 

Alcoholics are assholes

 

NOTHING makes me

Literally cry like a baby

When threatened

To be left

Anyplace in public

 

On many accounts

Literally I’ve been left

At parks, bars,

The CUB Foods

Parking lot,

Parties

Outdoors,

Parks

 

Constantly I’m

having to find my way

By myself

While my husband

Purposely drives off

And internally

I have panic attacks

 

Yes, the very threat of

Having One’s Husband

Tell you they’re

Going to

Drop you off

On the corner

Of the street

Like a dog,

Makes me nearly

Have a heart attack

 

Why work so hard

If all one’s

1970’s homosexual husband

Is going to do is leave you

On the side of the road

 

Yes, each time I practically

Have a panic attack

Because then nothing

Is ever secure

Or nothing is ever

Concrete and

One’s treated more Like

A slave since

One’s at the mercy

To trade

Housewife duties,

Secretarial duties,

Janitorial duties,

And anything else

For which is required

Of me

In exchange for security

 

Seriously, when one’s the

Woman in any

Husband’s life

For which

Cleans the toilets,

(Office and home)

Takes out the garbage,

Does the laundry,

Cleans nightly kitchen,

Vacuums,

(Office and home)

Then the Wife

Takes precedence

Over any other women

Because to go out

Of one’s way to compliment

Women and not compliment

One’s Wife

Is hideous

 

No, I’m not the jealous type.

Nope.

Look, I spent 13 years married

To an engineer

And not once

Did I have to worry

About my ex-husband

Putting on the moves

On other women

Or crushes, or obsessions,

Or infatuations

 

Alcoholics get easily infatuated

 

There’s not ever any reason

For any married man

To comment

About any other woman’s

Shoes, Clothes,

Accessories or hair

Only To His Wife

 

There’s not ever any reason

For any married man

To commend

About any woman’s

Appearance or Attractiveness

 

There’s not any reason

For a married man

To constantly

“look for”

His next wife

(which he isn’t)

When His Gorgeous Babe

Stands right in front of Him

 

An overtly flirtatious man

Is immature, insecure and cruel

 

After two years of

Telling one’s spouse

To please not flirt

Yet He runs around

Acting like the world

Of vaginas belong to him

And all he has to do

Is take a pick of the litter

Then I now think

Of my husband as

A 1970’s homosexual

 

Yes, I’m a watchdog

Because I

Don’t drink alcohol

Unless running

A 100 degree fever

From poison oak

 

When I tell my Husband

Please, don’t comment

Or Compliment other

Women’s clothes

Because such

An act is

Highly inappropriate

 

If only my Husband

Didn’t walk around

Like he’s a bachelor

Or constantly

On the hunt

For “the next best thing”

 

If only my husband wasn’t

So shallow

Then I wouldn’t

Get so disgusted

 

~~~

No more swearing

Swearing is ugly

Yes, I can be quite

Ugly whenever oppressed

 

~~~

Men are Incensed

BE APPROPRIATE

 

Nothing makes me

More angry than a

Man who opens up

A conversation

With a comment

About a women’s

Article of clothing

Because then it means

The man is looking

And shopping

Right there

In front of

His Wife

 

Only women

Make comments

About each other’s

Attire, looks and hair

 

Men don’t ever randomly

Tell other women

They’re “beautiful”

To fill up air

Otherwise, such a human

Is a massive manipulator

Because they don’t ever

Giver their spouse

The ability to breathe in public

Because the One spouse

Plays games

And wants

The one spouse jealous

 

No, I don’t get jealous

Nope, absolutely not

 

Women may flirt, however

The way a man reacts

Is a sign

He doesn’t care about

One’s emotions

Therefore

They don’t respect

Which is such

A bummer

 

There’s nothing creepier

Than sycophants

 

Nothing

When people are younger

Than 35 then people

Tend to do nothing

Other than to worship

Rather than relate

 

Mature adults can

See right through

That because

Any sycophant

Is creepy

Or not mentally

Well developed

 

            Most couple’s are a team.

 

            Some teams are mean and hateful.

 

            Other teams are productive and helpful.

 

            Most teams want to win, however. Not at the cost of one’s health or mental wellbeing.

 

            Some teams simply criticize, judge and hate some more to push towards mindless competition rather than interaction.

 

            No, a connection isn’t the same as an interaction.

 

            No, I don’t understand why I have to repeat myself on a daily or weekly basis not to comment about other women’s hair, clothes, jewelry or looks.

 

            Yes, we’re from the 1970’s and 1980’s therefore we do our best to keep up with the times or we get lost in time and the world passes us by which we don’t allow for it.

 

            One of the best decades is the 1970

 

            Look, my Husband was a bachelor for forty years and he chose to marry me so for the past two years we’ve been living together, however. My

 

            No, I’m not sure why my Husband for which we live under the same roof, work and play alongside each other has a need to stare at all of the pretty women.

 

            The major difference between me and my Husband is I’m respectful to everyone and not only to beautiful or rich people. No.

 

            My Husband constantly

 

            Yours Truly;

 

            Gabriel

 

Thursday, July 23, 2020

 

 “.”

 

(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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A book: “Manners Culture and Dress: of the Best American Society, including social, commercial and legal forms, Letter Writing, Invitations, &c., also valuable suggestions on Self Culture and Home Training” By Richard A. Wells, A.M., Illustrated, King, Richardson & CO., Publishers, Springfield, Mass., and De Moines, Iowa, 1891.

 

Dress Etiquette.

 

Dress.

 

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            Happy Thursday!

 

            Happy wellness!

 

            Wear a mask. It’s the law.

 

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            Bernie Sanders all the way!

            (Please, write-in Bernie Sanders’s name into the ballot. Thanks!)

 

            Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

            Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

            Impeach Donald Trump.

 

            Please, don’t give Donald Trump anymore air time.

 

            Now, I’ll be voting for a one Mr. Joe Biden. Yep.

 

            Undisclosed armies are militia and Americans’ Constitution reads by the 2nd Amendment to “bare arms” against any unknown entities known as “traitors of the state” because taxpayers are the majority two-thirds and we want to know what exactly our Constitutional dollars go towards so there better be Insignia which states “Police,” or “FBI” or “CDC” and so forth.

 

            No, tear gas is not to be utilized against peaceful American demonstrators because “The Battle of Versailles” wasn’t exactly a battle more like en masse of starving French “commoners” went ahead and by right took over the palace and imprisoned the monarchy and brought the monarchy to the guetien which is a blade to slice off the head at the neck. Yuck. Yikes.

 

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            Portland, Oregon

 

            The entire United States holds you in our prayers.

 

            Portland, Oregon is the Epicenter of political change in America.

 

            My best friends and cousins live in Portland, Oregon.

 

            One’s a professional muralist and the other is a professional bronze sculptor graduates of Boston University from Newburyport, Massachusetts.

 

~~~

Present.

I’m right here.

 

Healthy as a Horse

Twelve days with Ivy Oak

 

The Ivy Oak Sunburn

Is subsided

Whew

 

I can see the homestretch

 

America, let’s get healthy

America, let’s get over COVID-19

 

America, let’s go

 

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America, we must bring back

Our Industry

Especially

Clothing Manufacturers

 

Nobody makes clothes like the

American Manufacturers

Nobody

 

Fair Wages

Fair Trade

No Sweatshop Labor

Bathroom Breaks

All Medical Coverage

Organic Bamboo Clothes

Are the Best

 

No designer can beat

The soft comfort

Of Organic Bamboo Clothes

Yep

 

I know, I have poison oak

 

~~~

My heart goes out to burn victims

 

Yes, children’s cancer

Is one of my main

Medical Causes

 

Yes, veteran’s subsidies

Is one of my main

Veteran’s Causes

 

Yes, free school meals

Is one of my main

Nutritional Causes

 

Yes, domestic violence

Is one of my main

People’s Causes

 

No, I haven’t ever demonstrated

No.

I don’t know what to do.

I don’t really care

Primarily because I

Live with throat cancer

Through COVID-19

 

~~~

Yes, right now I’m

Working on Iowa’s

National Guard’s

Quarterly

As in

Graphic Design

 

Yep, finally, I’m

Confident,

Always Professional

And no longer scared to

Run the

Graphic Design Department

I did it.

 

Four months

To get comfortable

Being the Boss

Of the entire

Graphic Design Department

Whew

Yep, I taught myself

Still learning more

No, I’m not a graphic designer

Yet, I have output

Like a graphic designer

Ha, ha, ha

 

Yes, yesterday

The Boss told me

I’m the boss.

Okay.

 

Lots of work

 

~~~

Oh, Veterans are in my heart

 

Veterans are so cool

Civilian Populations

Require the wisdom

And know-how of

Veterans

 

Civilian Populations

Are Laypeople

 

We don’t know anything

We know about growing vegetable gardens

We know about feeding our babies

We know about organic cleaning products

So care-takers don’t end up with cancer

 

The number one personnel

To die from brain cancer

Are hair stylists and property cleaners

This doesn’t have to be like this

Because organic and natural products

Are pure beauty

And kind and smart products

 

Yes, I’m sober, strict and serious

Therefore I have a sense of humor

 

Yes, after a long’s day of work

I’m quite relaxed

 

No, I’m not anybody’s mom

Yes, hanging out with me

Is like hanging out with

A strict engineering mom

 

Yes, I can dress matronly

No, I don’t mean to dress matronly

However, it doesn’t matter

Underneath I have an athletic banging body

 

Yes, I’m told I dress matronly

Whatever

 

~~~

No, I’m not a dork

Yes, Athletics without a brazier

Can be dorky

 

Yes, while bicycling

If I feel as though

There’s not enough room

On the road

Then I’ll abruptly stop

Because I like my life

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

            Yours Truly;

 

            Gabriel

 

Wednesday, July 22, 2020

 

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(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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            Happy wellness!

 

            Wear a mask. It’s the law.

 

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            Bernie Sanders all the way!

            (Please, write-in Bernie Sanders’s name into the ballot. Thanks!)

 

            Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

            Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

            Impeach Donald Trump.

 

            Please, don’t give Donald Trump anymore air time.

 

            Now, I’ll be voting for a one Mr. Joe Biden. Yep.

 

            Undisclosed armies are militia and Americas Constitution reads by the 2nd Amendment to “bare arms” against any unknown entities known as “traitors of the state” because taxpayers are the majority two-thirds and we want to know what exactly our Constitutional dollars go towards so there better be Insignia which states “Police,” or “FBI” or “CDC” and so forth.

 

            No, tear gas is not to be utilized against peaceful American demonstrators because “The Battle of Versailles” wasn’t exactly a battle more like en masse of starving French “commoners” went ahead and by right took over the palace and imprisoned the monarchy and brought the monarchy to the guetine which is a blade to slice off the head at the neck. Yuck. Yikes.

 

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            Reminder:

 

            “Tick tock” or “Tiktok,” either or both.

 

            Personally, I have a list of thousands of subject matter to research, however. Seriously, I know enough to know how to continue to research because research is constant. From one day to the next research can and does change outcomes.

 

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            Yes, whenever I heal I’m someone who does my best to sit down in a cool room in temperature and go ahead and do my best to watch recorded “reality Television.”

 

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            Swearing: Another added item and agenda to a ten-year contract

 

            No, I no longer swear because “no swearing clause is now also added to my ten year contract for ten million dollars.

 

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            Yes, my ten year contract is to make ten million.

 

            Whew!

 

            No pressure.

 

            Ha!

 

            Ha, ha, ha.

 

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            Ten Million Dollars for Ten-Years of Work:

 

            Yes, for sure.

 

            Truly, I like having the responsibility to go ahead and make the boss and the companies (plural) and an entire 20th century empire and 21st century empire for ten million dollars within ten years and I joyfully take out the garbage and recycling. I do whatever is asked of me. Yep. Wink.

 

            So, what is there to say? Nothing.

 

            Need I say more? No.

 

            Okay.

 

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            The following ten million dollar contract with some serious and major clauses:

 

            1. No brazier ever. Yikes. Okay. Yes, one looks totally “dorky” without a brazier, however. No brazier means any back pain therefore win-win. Solution. Moving on. The 1960’s feminist women were brave enough to demonstrate and go without braziers therefore I will be as brave to go without a brazier, however. Only because I’m under a ten year contract. Yep. I mean really, why not? Yep.

 

            1.5 Yes, I’m to always dress modesty yet feminine and modern individualist and not to dress “matronly” or not to dress like a “Muslim” woman yet modestly and feminine yet always as a “rugged individualist” because it’s being demanded of me. Okay. Yes, I’m a feminine Tomboy.

 

            2. No swearing, yelling or screaming. Okay. Fine. I’m articulate. I don’t like people not understanding “No.” “No,” means “No.” Correct.

 

            2.5 Not to ever speak to strangers no matter what.

 

            3. Furthermore, build and rewire an entire broadcast engineering studio. Okay.

By October 1, 2020Gulp. Okay.

 

            4. Naturally and genuinely smile at all times. Okay. Done. Easy.

 

~~~

Poison Oak

 

            Okay, let’s cover the basis.

 

            Look, I had no idea poison oak would be more like a burn than anything else.

 

            The thing is this: The five hours are the most vital.

 

            The first five hours is everything in the healing process of a minor burn.

 

            No, I’m not any type of medical expert.

 

            Nope.

 

            The only thing I have to say is this: Loose clothes.

 

            Well, I made the simplest of all mistakes with poison oak.

 

            The first thing to do is to wash off one body part at a time, for example:

 

            First, at a sink wash the left hand then thoroughly wash the right hand then the left elbow and then the right elbow then the left side of the neck and the right side of the neck.

 

            Second, one will have to go ahead and take a baking soda (only, don’t mix) cold water bath (for as long as one can stand the water temperature) and sit for about 30 minutes then stand up and with Dawn soap wash one’s hair, rinse and go ahead and wash the hands in the shower then gingerly and carefully go ahead and wash the forehead, rinse then go ahead and wash one ear then wash another ear and so forth with both sides of the back of the ears.

 

            Whatever one does, please don’t get any water into your ear. No.

 

            Now, the only thing to say is this: Cortisone cream, calamine cream and then don’t itch or scratch or touch any of the contaminated areas of the body for any reason or one will be quite sorry to contend with a minor burn rather than an itch.

 

            Oh, after one dries out the skin then one’s skin will be more dry and scaly and hardened like a callous than ever before then one will begin to truly heal. 

 

            Yours Truly;

 

            Gabriel

 

Monday, July 20, 2020

 

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(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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            Happy Monday!

 

            Happy wellness!

 

            Wear a mask. It’s the law.

 

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            Bernie Sanders all the way!

            (Please, write-in Bernie Sanders’s name into the ballot. Thanks!)

 

            Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

            Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

            Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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            Any Notes:

 

            Nope, no jewelry with poison oak.

 

            Graciously bike without a brazier and 38DD.

           

            Yeah, right. It’s difficult to make braless look good so I don’t even try. I simply do life without a bra and well, my back no longer hurts

 

            Cool.

 

            Well, most natural breasts hang and sway and if you have excellent confidence to understand one is born with the body one has then one isn’t ever ashamed or embarrassed of one’s body parts or lack thereof. Seriously.

 

            Yes, I do braless look Au Natural as well as completely to the root of Indigenous sense of the word, braless.

 

            Yes, it’s in my ten year contract to go without a bra. Sigh.

 

            Thus I do and abide by my contract.

 

 

            Breasts, well, hang and sway. Ha!

 

            Seriously, large breasts are beautiful yet free when bike riding thus one does the very best one can do with a 38DD and no brazier yet expected to do all of the responsibilities and accompaniment in athleticism.

 

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            Dork vs. Dorky

 

            No, I’m not a dork.

 

            Yes, I can be dorky.

 

            Yes, most likely when I’m biking on Lake Street and abruptly I make an immediate stop this is done only because I sense the car next me won’t make room for me pass between moving traffic and parked cars.

 

            Personally, I don’t care how dorky I look with my heavy backpack on a hot day biking through Lagoon Street in Uptown, Minneapolis, MN, USA.

 

            Look, abrupt stops in a bike means I get to save my life.

 

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~~~

Present

 

Healthy as a Horse

 

~~~

Wear a mask

It’s a pandemic

 

~~~

Poison Oak

 

            Today’s subject matter is poison oak.

 

            Yep.

 

            For real, if only someone had covered the subject matter of poison ivy/poison oak with me then I wouldn’t for the life of me volunteered garbage pickup in our multimillionaire neighborhood because poison oak is a minor burn which terribly hurts.

 

            Well, let’s cover medicine since quarantine makes Benjamin Franklyn’s out of many of us which means we must wear many hats and be well studied and well read and well self taught in all trades from canning to stitches or setting a bone. Yep. I wrote it.

 

            Exactly.

 

            The whole world is clued to reading blogs throughout the world because the only people who are on the ground without any agenda are regular folks.

 

 

            Yours Truly;

 

            Gabriel

 

Thursday, July 16, 2020

 

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(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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            Wear a mask. It’s the law.

 

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            Bernie Sanders all the way!

            (Please, write-in Bernie Sanders’s name into the ballot. Thanks!)

 

            Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

            Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

            Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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            Watch and listen to MSNBC:

 

            Rachel Maddow is the present and the future.

 

            Rachel Maddow can do no wrong in my book.

 

            What a woman.

 

            Dr. Maddow is the voice of reason.

 

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            Bill Maher and his inappropriate sexual behavior:

 

            Well, aside from the claims and accusations Mr. Bill Maher made sexual harassment comments to one of his celebrity actress guests is none of my business.

 

            There’s so little authority in politics thus and therefore I made the difficult decision to continue to watch Bill Maher’ show even though the "#Me-too" movement caught up and arrived on Mr. Bill Maher’s doorstep.

 

            Yes, multimillionaire men can be extremely inappropriate.

 

            Yes, I live in a multimillionaire world and the men act stupid.

 

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Present

 

Healthy as a Horse

 

~~~

Wear a mask

It’s a pandemic

 

~~~

Yes, being in

The same vicinity

As us

Is like

Being amongst parents

Except, we’re not parents

 

Yes, we consider ourselves

Future to be parents

Since we have

Seriously talked

About raising children

 

Well, what is there to be said?

A lot

Not much

Nothing

 

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Mom

No, I’m not anybody’s mom

 

No, I haven’t birthed anyone

 

No, I wasn’t blessed with

Conventional birth

 

Yes, I look forward to

Parenting because

Parenting is the only job

Personally I know I’ll

Be great at

Since I love people

With strict boundaries,

Serious therefore

Awesome sense of humor

And ultimately

Quite truthful

Therefore quite

Innocent

 

Yes, I’m the byproduct

Of the 1970’s

 

Yes, I’m a byproduct

Of the 1980’s

Costa Rica

Peasant Indigenous Life

Of an innocent childhood

Hence the Costa Rican

Government provided

Three square meals

For all Children, women

And any citizen who requires

Such Assistance

 

Yes, when I die

Of old age, I

Would like to see

Some type

Of a deal with

Any shoe company

Who will provide

Free tennis shoes

For the duration of

American citizens/civilians

 

Yes, my contemporaries

Make fun of me

And believe

Freely outfitting

All Americans

With free tennis shoes

Because

Costa Rica

Freely outfits

Each student with

Free full uniforms

For public school

For the duration

Of the students’ careers

 

Yes.

 

Correct.

 

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Socialist Democracy

Or Bust

 

~~~

Well, no, I’m not

Allowed to go anyplace

On my own

Ok.

 

Either I’m working all day

Or washing dishes

Or work, work, work

Or the office

Or more work

Or property work

Or more work

Or graphic design work

Or more work

Or dusk is

Family time

And my only time

To get out and be

Amongst the sundown

Thus and therefore

At anytime I do anything

For which is required

Of me even though

Double standards

Don’t apply here

 

When one’s fifty-five

Then one doesn’t

Gallivant about

Because getting ready

To quit alcohol

And tobacco

Is getting

Ready to have offspring

 

Yes, my offspring or bust.

 

Yes, I’m here to reproduce

Because well, why not?

 

Simply I think its okay

To drive the body to

The limit

Since the

Saber tooth tigers

Nearly

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

            Yours Truly;

 

            Gabriel

 

Wednesday, July 15, 2020

 

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(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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            Bernie Sanders all the way!

            (Please, write-in Bernie Sanders’s name into the ballot. Thanks!)

 

            Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

            Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

            Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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            Covid-19_Year 2020:

 

            R.I.P.

 

            Personally, I don’t have anything to say about our dead.

 

            Yes, our dead as in my God-daughters’ grandparents’ family in nursing home.

 

            Yes, COVID-19 hit us hard.

 

            What are the demographics of COVID-19?

 

            How do the numbers break down?

 

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            Embarrass the teenagers out of their romantic crushes:

 

            Teens are easily embarrassed therefore it’s easy to embarrass teens out of their romantic crushes and dreamy looks at mature adults in their 40’s and 50’s.

 

            When teens come across as horny and love struck then teens look like idiots and come across like idiots therefore there’s nothing more fun than acting my age and embarrassing teenagers by simply being overly friendly then teens want to get far away from an overly friendly adult. Mission accomplished.

 

            No, we don’t make fun of teens, however. We sure do like to put a spotlight on any teen with a romantic crush on people who are as old as their grandparents.

 

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Present.

I’m right here.

 

Healthy as a Horse

 

~~~

Personality is Personality

 

One’s Intrinsically

Born with Personality

Then later on developed

Into Full Mature Adulthood

 

Humans Are Born Adults

Yes

 

According to the Maya

By age five

We’re fully mature adults

Yep.

 

By age five,

The Maya are

Responsible adults

For the Community,

Our beloved elders,

Our beloved one,

Our loved ones,

Our dearest ones,

Our enemies,

Strangers,

Homeless,

Depressed

And the needy

 

Thrice when any Maya

Says, “No”

Then heed the warning

 

Caucasian American

Minnesotan Women

Tell me

Whenever anyone

Must repeat themselves twice

Then there’s trouble

Because no woman

Ever repeats themselves

 

~~~

Poison Oak

 

            Yes, I’m contending with a serious bout of poison oak.

 

            My husband told me I was “fucking” behind the tall grasses so I went ahead and cut down the tall graces except I received a nasty bout of poison oak.

 

            My husband and I go to a public place with tall grasses and even though I sit 200 yards away from him, I’m still accused of fucking strangers amongst tall grasses so I allow for him to psychologically abuse me and I do stupid things like decided to cut down the tall grasses then I got poison oak 3rd degree burns covering most of my body because the oils spread.

 

            No biggie. I’m keeping the pain to a minor burn.

 

            Poison oak is a rash for which burns rather than itch therefore painful.

 

            Yes, I like the concept of being a “nature girl,” however.

 

            Preferably I like the concept of being a “nature girl” without “the larger than life” mosquitoes, large nats and harmless large black flies.

 

            Well, from my non-scientific perspective the mosquitoes and nats seem larger than average this year?

 

            Look, where are all of the bees?

 

            Personally when I think about nature, I’ve come to the very obvious realization nature is brutal.

 

            Personally, I don’t like nature. I love nature therefore I respect nature.

 

            Now, before I commence and get into the subject matter of poison oak I want to say I prefer a proper flushing toilet with a shower and sink and soft sheets and clean towels. Yes.

 

            Yes, the more posh the accommodations than the more I love the stay in the woods.

 

            If any place has less concrete than downtown, Minneapolis then I feel like it’s still nature.

 

            Look, I love the look of greenery I just don’t like mosquitoes.

 

            Look, we must have the respect to preserve as much green land as possible whenever possible especially in the urban cities because urban living is so rock star cool.

 

            No, I’m not going to live out in the woods unless absolutely necessary otherwise I’m an urban mature adult woman who loves to build pit fires except I must quickly re-teach myself about poisonous plant matter in Minnesota.

 

            Yours Truly;

 

            Gabriel

 

Monday, July 13, 2020

 

 “.”

 

(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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            Happy Monday!

 

            Happy wellness!

 

            Wear a mask. It’s the law.

 

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            Bernie Sanders all the way!

            (Please, write-in Bernie Sanders’s name into the ballot. Thanks!)

 

            Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

            Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

            Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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            The Stock Market:

 

            No, nobody puts me down.

 

            When the boss loses anymore than $500,000.00 in shares in the stock market in one single day then the boss must step aside and allow for the boss’s second in command (The boss’s right hand or “first mate”) to temporarily right the ship through research and more research and more research because the second in command doesn’t want to lose their retirement. Yep.

 

            One doesn’t know what shares to trade or sell or purchase unless one reads and researches and reads some more. Sigh.

 

            Selling and trading of shares in stocks is the same as going shopping except the stakes are really high thus one must wisely choose the future for the next five years and set the stock market right.

 

            The great aspect to the stock market is the stock market is manageable yet unpredictable which doesn’t have to be unless chaotic and immature and impulsive.

 

            The stock market must mature.

 

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Shares in stocks are like homework.

Yuck.

 

            Now, I’m so glad I was given tons of homework in my private academic career because now I can get to the reality of money and money is important for retirement.

 

~~~

            If the boss continues to lose then the boss loses the second in command’s retirement and this will not do. This is not good enough. Nope.

 

            The boss thinks I’m “delusional” about the stock market except I’m the one “up to my eye balls” (An American expression) with piles upon piles of research and reading and more research to tell the boss what shares to sell and what shares to buy. Period.

 

            Buying and selling is easy.

 

            Get out of here. I don’t have time for bullshit.

 

            Look, either you know what shares to buy or you don’t.

 

            “The leg work” (An American expression) is in the homework.

 

            The homework is what makes one filthy rich.

 

            Yes, I have a bone to pick about the 3G’s and 4G’s.

 

            Please, don’t front with me.

 

            Yes, I’m a righteous American woman babe who is monogamous heterosexual exclusive and I work for my keep.

 

            No, I don’t have to sing for my keep because I make more money than most bosses realize a human like me can and does simply by being a true real person who says “No.”

 

            There’s nothing more “true” than the word “No.”

 

            The word “no” means one cares about the future.

 

            For sure, I’m a “No.” type of a person.

 

            The whole world knows I tell the boss the same exact thing as the Chair of the Board and the Board itself and counsel and intellectual others and the accountants and the attorneys.

 

            No, I’m not an idiot. Nobody says I am. Covering my basis.

 

            Simply, I don’t like to think so hard except life is mature and real adulthood.

 

            Look, humbly I don’t want to lose any one single “red cent” (A financial American expression) to the stock market because the stock market “eats fat off the hog.”

 

            Okay. We understand each other.

 

            Retirement.

 

            Our retirement.

 

            My retirement.

 

            Well, if the boss is unavailable due to excessive alcohol consumption then second in command steps in as temporary captain no matter how unpopular the decision because second in command would like a retirement without worry about groceries and the mortgage or what have you.

 

            Look, to retirement “or bust” (An American expression.) Yep.

 

            Watch the Americans leave the rest of the world “in the dust” (a long distance running American expression.)

 

            Nope.

            Step back.

 

            Americans in quarantine excel at everything.

 

            As Americans no one puts us down because we “fork over” (American expression) and pay our portion of the bill.

 

            America is a democracy therefore The People rule.

 

            Now, when the people rule then this means the people act Civilized as middle income earners as Costa Rican families, sober, strict and serious.

 

~~~

Second In Command’s Retirement

 

            Well, a loss of $500,000.00 or more by any boss is delusional or there’re stock market crooks and the investors don’t take such delusions as fact because there’re always more investors then there are hedge fund managers.

 

            If any boss looses $500,000.00 then the boss must temporarily step aside and allow for second in command to take over for one fiscal quarter and right the ship. Yep.

 

            Look, my research helps the captain “The Investor” to proceed forward depending on international trade to a new digital green future to provide all Americans with free fiber optics and free running tennis shoes, free healthcare and free education and free meals provided by the government to live and be thinkers over Artificial Intelligence and robots yet to take a presence in the culture.

 

            So, Yes, I’m researching to help right this financial ship so we don’t weep rivers or “lose our heads” (expression) over financial losses because there’s always “high tea” officially at 5:00pm except held at 3:00pm here in the Midwest to compensate for “day light’s saving time” (twice a year the changing of the clock.)

 

            Last week alone I made $200,000.00 to add to the $600,000.00 loss within the previous past three weeks. Not bad for a novice investor doing everything in my power to save my retirement.

 

            The boss doesn’t believe I’m doing any real work except I have file upon file of companies to research as to what to invest in.

 

            Well, the boss thinks I don’t know what I’m talking about except I’ve told the boss to sell out of some shares and invest in others. The boss does and doesn’t so status quo. The boss hemorrhages money.

 

~~~

Yes, I fired the boss. Yep.

The boss is retired.

Although this week

We went back to work

 

            Yes, the boss thinks he’s still the boss of the 20th century except I’m building a broadcast studio for the 21st century.

 

            Yes, today, Livongo lost thirty-five thousand dollars of my shares. I’m not happy about it so there will be something done about this stupid stock market summer hostility.

 

            Look we’re going to do the stock market like good sportsmanship, however.

 

            No one wants me knowing anything about anything because when it comes to information I can stretch a dollar out of one single word.

 

            Look I’m up to my eyeballs in stock market research and more research.

 

            Yes, I’m in an intensive reading period of the global markets plus the stock market.

 

            Yes, I’m serious business because I’m researching then I’ll know exactly what shares I want to sell and what type of a future to invest in because the 21st century of the second decade is coming in fast like “lighting in a bottle” and this means we need to get into the digital green remote industry and get cooking with something real.

 

            Now, I come from a family who does nothing except invest in the stock market for the past 340 years of America before America was America.

 

            So, if people think I’m “delusional” then I find $57,000.00 in taxes due tomorrow “insane” and not the thing to do to the 5%.

 

            The boss thinks I’m “delusional” and thinks I don’t know what I’m talking about except I think the boss is delusional about killing himself working selling ads when I’m looking to hire a sales manager so the boss can concentrate on investing in stocks that won't lose him half a million. I can’t watch anymore because I’m smart enough to think like a genius therefore I’m the triple threat which is smart, beauties and brains.

 

            Look, I’m one of the most untraditional woman in the stock market because I’m a Maya Indigenous and even though the boss doesn’t completely release the reigns, the boss understands I’ve been here through two years of watching the boss lose big and my heart breaks for the tremendous loss for the boss.

 

            Yes, I make investing look easy, however. I find myself having to do extensive amounts of research and still make the beds, vacuum, sweep, mop, dust, recycling, garbage, stripping of the beds, dinner dish clean up and graphic design and deal with the printers and ad sales and advertising accounts for governors.

           

            Yes, I look dumb, however. I know what I’m doing.

 

            The whole thing about the stock market is how to be smart about what shares to trade and when and for how much.

 

            Simple enough except the only trouble with such anything is what to trade at what time and for how much.

 

            No, I’m not having any difficulties with trading any stocks.

 

            My difficulty is the extensive research in order to know how to apply the knowledge and the information coming at me at lightning speed.

 

            No, not bad. I’m quite good at it.

 

            Well, what about the stock market.

 

            Seriously, it’s so much work. I don’t know what to make of these stocks because shopping isn’t complicated.

 

            No, I don’t like to conduct business with crooks.

 

            Look, my money’s as good as anybody else’s money.

 

            Well, the whole point of the stock market is for the stock market to go upwards, onwards and forward.

 

            What do you mean Tesla jumped 300 points today.

 

            No, don’t tell me. I know, I know. I saw. I’m watching the stock market with an eagle eye.

 

            More later…

 

            Gabriel

 

~~~

Present

 

Healthy as a horse

 

~~~

So Many Topics to Cover

 

Wednesday, July 7, 2020

 

 “.”

 

(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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            Hi. Hello.

 

            Happy Wednesday!

 

            Bernie Sanders all the way!

            (Please, write-in Bernie Sanders’s name into the ballot. Thanks!)

 

            Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

            Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

            Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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Present

 

Healthy as a Horse

 

~~~

So Many Topics to Cover

 

            Yes, I have to write about food products and hardware (household electric appliances).

 

            Yes, I have to write about correct grammar.

 

            Forget proper grammar.

 

            Correct grammar is more essential.

 

            Yes, I have to write about ideas to reinvent the American vacuum.

 

            Yes, I have a million ideas about how to better kitchen appliances because kitchen appliances are so loud.

 

            Yes, I have a million ideas about underground Geo-thermo.

 

            Yes, I have a lot of ideas about solar and wind generated energies.

 

            Yes, I have a million ideas about H2O energies.

 

            Yes, I have a million ideas about green energies.

 

            Yes, I have a million ideas about film scripts.

 

            Yes, I have a million ideas about what shares to buy in which stocks.

 

            Yes, I have a million ideas about how to invest into the stock market.

 

            Yes, I have many ideas about how to invest in city/states.

 

            Yes, I have many ideas about how to redesign the feel/hold of cell phones.

 

            My cell phone is slippery and falls out of my lap.

 

            Yours truly;

 

            Gabriel

 

Tuesday, July 7, 2020

 

 “.”

 

(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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            Hi. Hello.

 

            Happy Tuesday!

 

            Bernie Sanders all the way!

            (Please, write-in Bernie Sanders’s name into the ballot. Thanks!)

 

            Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

            Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

            Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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Present

 

Healthy as a horse

 

~~~

Let’s Talk Mature Adulthood

 

My hand was forced

At having to enter

The stock market

 

Everybody knows I’m

Built for abstract mathematics

 

Everybody knows I need

A calculator to do math

 

Everybody knows I can’t

Add 2 + 2 without a calculator

 

Everybody knows once I get

A calculator out

Then it’s over

 

Everybody knows I’m

Brilliant at mathematics

Because I don’t see numbers

Rather I see possibilities

To build communities

 

Yes, even though

For the past

Two years

Unnecessarily I’ve

Played the shrew

In my life

Now I must

Flex my

Mathematical muscle

And force my own hand

At the stock market

As an investor

 

No, not as a novice

As an investor

 

No, I’m not scared

To be a new remote investor

In Wall Street

Nope

 

Yes, I look to the future

Yes, last week I invested

In Blink and Work Horse

Yep

 

Yes, I’m now an equal peer

On the stock exchange

 

Now, I’m glued to my cell phone

 

Constant research, analyses

And actually trading stocks

 

Well, boys,

Finally I became

A contemporary

On the exchange

 

Yes, I’ve been a remote artist

 

Now, I’m a remote investor

 

Yes, my retirement

Depends upon my trades

 

No, I don’t gamble

 

No, I don’t see the

Stock Market as a Casino

 

Yes, the stock market

Is about buying and selling

Different shares in stocks

To make cash money investments

Period

Yep

 

Yes, I’m late to the exchange

Yet I’ve been

Putting it off for twenty-years

 

Yes, I can control

My anger

Because this life

Got real,

Real quick

And real fast

 

~~~

Let’s Talk The Stock Market

 

Yes, literally my money

Is Invested in

The stock market

 

As of last week I

Was catapulted

To become the main

Investor

Of our trades

 

What!

 

Well, two weeks ago,

In one day,

The boss lost

Six-hundred

Thousand dollars

Gulp.

 

Thus, last week,

my hand was forced

To become the main investor

 

Yes, personally we got

Our business in order

As mates

Thus and therefore

We trust each other

For me to go ahead

And invest

 

Yes, I’m someone who is

A real Tycoon

Because I’ve been

Asked to step-in

As boss

Because the boss retired

And the boss

Lost his fortune

 

Yes, I’m here

By the boss’s side

Even though

The boss

Lost everything

 

Yes, I’m here for the long haul

With or without money

Because I have personally

Lost about five or six

Fortunes by now

Therefore I know

What I’m talking about

And well on my way

To make a fortune

Because usually

One loses about

Seven fortunes before it sticks

 

~~~

Let’s Talk Side-kick

 

The boss lost his fortune

No, we’re no longer millionaires

 

Yes, last week

We lost everything

In the Stock Market

 

Yes, I’m still here

Because I’m

An awesome friend

 

No, I’m not a gold digger

 

When the boss

Lost everything, I’m still here

Because I’m not here for money

Nope

 

No, I’m not here for money

Yes, I’m here for the company

First and foremost

 

Even in the middle

Of economic devastation

No matter what, I’m here,

In sickness and in health

For richer or for poorer

 

Oh, how glorious

It would be to be a side-kick

 

To be a part of an entourage

With all of the glory and pass

And none of the work

And lots of awesome food

Ha

 

No, I’m not a side-kick.

 

Life would be so easy

As a side-kick

 

Life would be awesome

As a side-kick

 

As a side-kick I

Wouldn’t have to think

 

Well, last week I did

My very best

 

As fast as I could I

Researched and analyzed

The stock market

And began to make

Serious decisions

About our investments

 

Yes, my entire life I’ve

Been running away

From the stock market

 

Now, my hand is forced

At actually

Being an investor

 

Yes, I find myself

Getting super

Smart overnight

 

Yes, I find myself

Thinking like

A shrewd Investor

And become

More at ease in life

 

The more shrewd I

Become as an investor

The more at ease

And relaxed I become

At life

 

Yes, I’m in the Captain’s seat

No, I’m not nervous.

Yes, I’ll do well by The People

 

Well, I’m breathing

Now, I have to make

Mature economic

Adult decisions

 

Yes, we hit the ground running

 

Anybody can invest

Their money

In the stock market

 

Seriously, America

 

What’s the issue?

 

Americans know their

Money is good enough

To invest in

The Stock Market

 

No, we’re no longer millionaires

 

Yes, two weeks ago

We lost

Six-hundred

Thousand dollars

In the stock market

So let’s not pretend

Like I don’t know

Because I do know

The great loss

 

We know the stakes are…

Tremendous

 

Thus we push

Forward and onward

 

We don’t falter

We go forth

We do the

Very best

We do

 

We invest

And Re-invest

 

Seriously,

what else is there to do?

 

The best mature

Approach to

The stock market

Is to go forward,

Onwards

And upwards

 

Well, the boss

Lost six-hundred

thousand dollars

 

Now, this is my responsibility

To invest,

buy shares,

Sell shares

And trade

Thus I have

A budget of

Four-hundred thousand

To Invest

 

Since the boss

Lost so large then

Now it’s my responsibility

To go ahead and

Make four-hundred

thousand dollars

Into one million

By

September 1st, 2020

 

No sweat

Ha!

 

No joke

Hahaha

Yes, I’m terrified

 

~~~

The Boss Wears Many Hats

 

Yes, on

Friday, July 3rd, 2020

Professionally, I was required

To go ahead and build

A graphic advertisement

For a Senator

 

Yesterday, I received news

Of the email

The senator sent

To say

The Senator Thought

The graphic design

Is beautiful

 

Thanks

 

Yes, it took me

Three hours

To build

The graphic design elements

And

To complete the specs

 

Yes, figuratively I

Sweat bullets

(not really)

 

Quietly, I sat down

And diligently

Got to work

 

The difficult work paid off

 

No, I’m not a graphic designer.

Actually, I’m not

 

Simply and humbly I

Have enough intelligence

And know-how

To save and dictate

And correctly

Remotely

Run an entire

Graphic design

Department

 

Brilliant

Seriously, I haven’t

Ever been alone because I’ve

Been conducting remote

Business since 2010

 

~~~

In the year 2003

My Duluth, MN peers

And intellectuals

And business professionals

Laughed at me

And told me, I

Was only

A little girl with a

Computer and a dream

 

Yes.

Except, even then I

Was annoyed

My designer computer

With video-card

With fire-wire

Was quite heavy

And a desktop

 

Yes.

Even then I wanted

To be a woman

Who would conduct

Global business

From a cell phone

 

People thought I was

A silly little thing

To want

To conduct remote

Business from anywhere

In the world

From the palm

Of my hand

 

So, no matter what anyone

May think I’m someone

Who must go in with

A four-hundred

Thousand dollar budget

And make loaves into fishes

And make a grand

Total of one-million dollars

In four weeks.

Whew!

No pressure

 

Now, I’m someone

Who is not anybody

Other than who I am

 

Well read,

Well studied,

Well versed,

Well established,

Well capable

Of awesome developments

 

Well, I literally proved I’m

Not a gold digger

 

Yes, I’m making the trades

 

Here we go.

Let’s go, America

 

I’m right here.

 

~~~

The Only Reason To Make Money

 

Yes, when I make

My first million I

Want one-hundred

Thousand dollars

To invest in

Private

Partial Surrogate

Pregnancy

With one healthy

“Partial surrogate”

Who will have nothing

To do with

The raising

Of our children

Thus the

Partial surrogate

Will carry my eggs

To full term and gestation

To fetus and babyhood

To incubate

My babies

For us to raise

Yep

Already talked about

 

My eggs are fertile

And good as any

Well, after thirty years

Of conducting research

On neurology and cancer I’ve come

To the train of thought

That birthing humans

Is quite difficult

And anybody can

Have the weirdest twist

In their DNA genetic makeup

Therefore since I’m an awesome specimen

It’s best to birth children at any age

Because people have

All sorts of illnesses, however,

Not everyone has pristine genes

 

Yes, we all know

My genes are purely divine

 

The Maya come from the stars

 

In the afterlife

The Maya go on to Flower Mountain

Where I can eat all

The Mexican Flan custard I want

And not gain a pound

 

Yes, I’ve learned

To work and concentrate

Under tremendous

Stupid pressure

 

 

            Yours Truly;

            Gabriel

 

Monday, July 6, 2020

 

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            Hi. Hello.

 

            Happy Monday!

 

            Bernie Sanders all the way!

            (Please, write-in Bernie Sanders’s name into the ballot. Thanks!)

 

            Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

            Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

            Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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COVID-19

 

Present.

 

Healthy as a horse

 

~~~

Let’s Talk Cancer

 

Yes, literally I

Live with throat cancer

 

How much more do I

Require to spell out cancer

 

Throat cancer is

Throat cancer

 

Throat cancer

Is tumors

Of the throat

Which are

Discovered by

CT Scan,

MRI

Or X-ray

 

Why would I lie about cancer

No, I wouldn’t lie about cancer

 

Cancer is serious business

 

For twenty years I’ve

Battled different tumors

In different organs

Of my body

 

For twenty years I’ve

Literally survived

One form of cancer

Or another

Throughout my body

 

Cancer can make

A cantankerous curmudgeon

Out of cancer patients

 

Yes, I’m told I have a heart of gold

Thanks

 

NO, I’m not my cancer

NO, my cancer isn’t me

This, too, shall pass

 

~~~

Let’s Talk Tumors

 

There’s no such thing

As benign tumors

No

 

Once the tumors are there

The tumors are there

(Ha, ha, ha)

 

Nope, I don’t care

What modern medicine

Thinks about tumors

Under any microscope

Because

When tumors are

Embedded into organs

Throughout the body

Then tumors aren’t even the battle

 

One keeps tumors small

Even though tumors

Wreak havoc with

Hormone balance

And general basic

Metabolic balance

In the body

 

Tumors mess up the body

Therefore seriously

FOR ME

Three cigarettes

Or less per day

Is less harm done

Than the harm done

To my body with tumors

Which cause

Continuous pain

 

Tumors cause pain

Lots of pain

 

Tumors wreck the body

Unless one has

Pituitary gland cancer

Or throat cancer

Of the hyper throat cancer

Or uterine cancer

Then one looks

Young and produces

Teenage like hormones

And hardly ever ages

Yep

 

Seriously, my looks and organs

Quickly regenerate themselves

Because the tumors

Press into different

Vital metabolic organs

Thus and therefore

My body secretes

Different types of

Chemical compounds a

And hormones

Through my bloodstream

Therefore

Internally and externally I

Stay young yet I still

Get facial acne and I deal

With a terrible addiction

To refined white sugar

Therefore once more

As of yesterday I quit

White refined sugar

Because my tumors

Love sugar thus I

Know better and live

With the fact I have

Slight growth spurts

And still look like a teenager

While my generation

Begins to look aged

 

While the only real thing

Aging me is melodramatic stress

For which I can’t stand

Melodrama or stress

 

Oh, yes I have found

Occasional white hair

And I’m telling you

White hair

Is the coolest thing

In the entire world

To see one’s hair go

From jet black to white

Only because

White hair is

A real transformation

And people usually

Treat me like an idiot

Because people

Seem to think I’m

Younger than I look

Which I’m not

Thus and therefore I

Learned to control my tongue

Because I’m not petty

Even though tumors can and do

Excrete painful hormones, I

Do in fact have to fight

My Hulk tendencies

Because I’m not the hormones

 

The hormones aren’t me

I’m not the hormones

 

Let’s Talk Teenage Hormones

 

On a more profound level

Even though my body secretes

Teenage hormones which

such hormone liquid

Gets inundated throughout

My body

Finally I figured out I’m

Not these

Stupid teenage hormones

 

Being intelligent is different

Than applying intelligence

 

Ha!

 

Yes.

Even though I live

With cancer, I smell

Awesomely healthy and lovely

Yes, I smell like a clean teenager

 

~~~

Let’s Talk More Tumors

 

The problem isn’t tumors

 

The problem isn’t the

Growth rate of tumors

 

The problem is the

Toxic poison of tumors

Possibly released

Into the blood stream

 

(Don’t make faces at me)

 

Seriously, I know exactly

What I’m talking about

 

Personally, I know

With throat cancer

The probability of

The lymph nodes

Contracting cancer

Exponentially goes up

While living with tumors

Yet one continues

To live as healthy

As possible and

Stay slim

Yet not starved

And live or die,

Except death is bogus

 

Anger isn’t good for tumors

Stress levels must be manageable

 

Since 1998 I’ve

Battled one form

Of cancer or another

 

Life is real

One must treat

Others with respect

 

People don’t have to

Like one another

However, people do

Have to respect

 

By the time

One exhibits any tumors

Then one’s seriously

Mature about life

 

Yes, I matured

Yes, I’m now a mature adult

 

No, overall I don’t

Scream, swear or yell

Because last week I

Was thrown

Into the stock market

As a consultant

 

            Yours Truly;

 

            Gabriel

 

 

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