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Sunday, December 29, 2019

 

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A book: “Manners Culture and Dress: of the Best American Society, including social, commercial and legal forms, Letter Writing, Invitations, &c., also valuable suggestions on Self Culture and Home Training” By Richard A. Wells, A.M., Illustrated, King, Richardson & CO., Publishers, Springfield, Mass., and De Moines, Iowa, 1891.

 

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            Hi. Hello.

 

            Happy Sunday!

 

            Bernie Sanders all the way!

 

            Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

            Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

            Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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California, I love you

Well California, I have unfinished business in Minnesota

 

            Oh, Yucca Valley I’ll miss you.

 

            California, you brought me joy through the very spirit of the pit bull Rupert.

 

            Oh, Rupert the pit bull and I got on splendidly,

 

            Rupert the pit bull and I shall be best friends for life.

 

            Oh, California, it is with a heavy heart I leave you for Minnesota.

 

            Personally, I don’t know much about the Californians, however, I know a lot about Los Angeles and Yucca Valley and no one can ever pose or pretend with me when it comes to both places on Earth.

 

            Now, I go back to Minnesota to purchase an apartment building and move into one of the apartments and get a pit bull dog exactly the same type as Rupert the pit bull.

 

            Now, my spouse and I have been monogamous heterosexual since November 14, 2018.

 

            Now, California and Minnesota, I’m not a pornographer of any type.

 

            No, I’m not in any film credits of pornography, No.

 

            No, I haven’t ever made a debut in pornography.

 

            No, no matter what anyone says I’m pure and clean.

 

            No, I don’t have any STD’s.

 

            Yes, I’m sober, strict and serious. LOL.

 

            No, I’m not a flirt.

 

            No, I’m no thief.

 

            Yes, I write in front of the entire world therefore I do have to mind my manners.

 

            Yours Truly;

 

            Gabriel

 

Saturday, December 28, 2019

 

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(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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            Hi. Hello.

 

            Happy Saturday!

 

            Bernie Sanders all the way!

 

            Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

            Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

            Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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Ok, Minnesota,

We have unfinished business

 

California, thank you.

 

29 Palms,

We’ll be best friends forever.

 

Thank you, for keeping me safe for 11 days

Of camping out in Yucca Valley

 

Yes, I froze each night.

Yes, I sleep by myself.

No, I don’t sleep around.

No, I don’t have sexual intercourse with anybody

Except for monogamous heterosexual spouse.

 

Yes, I edit for room and board.

 

No, I don’t have STD’s.

Yes, I smell like desert dried sweat.

Lovely.

 

No, I’m not bisexual.

Yes, I can still have babies.

My Babies will cost $100,000.00 to make.

Hahaha.

Lol.

 

No, I’m not a prostitute.

No, I’m not a striper.

No, I’m not a drug dealer.

No, I’m not homeless.

 

Yes, I camped out in Yucca Valley.

Thank you, Joshua Tree National Park.

 

Yes, I’m a public writer.

Yes, I’m a former educational documentary filmmaker.

Yes, I’m a bona fide editor of literary writings.

 

Oh, My Darling California,

This land and I are best friends.

 

Personally, I don’t know about the people,

However, this Californian land

And I are bonded for life.

 

California, I love you.

California, I’ll be back with my spouse.

California, I’ll always love you.

 

California, this Einstein and Shakespeare is still here.

 

California, “The Boss” is still here utilizing a little bit of Earth.

 

In 1996, Bradford, Massachusetts nicknamed me “Shakespeare.”

In 2017, Los Angeles, California nicknamed me “Einstein.”

In 2017, Uptown, Minneapolis, MN nicknamed me “The Boss.”

In 2017, Minneapolis, MN nicknamed me “Hemingway.”

 

No, I don’t make up my nicknames.

Nope.

 

            California, Minnesota refuses to purchase my air flight therefore I’ll make my way to a homeless shelter or land another editing job for room and board here in 29 Palms then eventually make my way into LA. Thank you,

 

            Minnesota, keeps bragging about how Minnesota can fuck anyone. Ok.
            Get STD’s just don’t talk to me about it. Thank you.

 

            Nope. I no longer get into stupid competitive arguments with Minnesota.

 

            Minnesota, hates me.

            Oh, well. I’m over it.

 

            Yes, each day for over a year my spouse kicked me out.

 

            Now my spouse calls me back to Minnesota except my rich spouse refuses to purchase a plane ticket for me therefore California I might be here for the rest of my life.

 

            If Minnesota lets go of my hand then California I’m no longer afraid.

 

            Simply, I don’t want to be eaten in the desert or freeze from hypothermia.

 

            Now, California I come with all of the awesome credentials except I’m not the most spiritual person because as a Maya Indigenous peasant I figure energy will sort itself out otherwise as a trained writer and editor I am highly intellectual and I can see through bullshit a mile away.

 

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            California, I’ll be out of here within the next 24 hours.

 

            No, California I don’t hallucinate.

 

            Now, the snow in Yucca Valley and Joshua Tree National Park and 29 Palms and Palm Springs has come to bring me home.

 

            California, thank you, for teaching me about energy work and jealousy and envy and hatred and harnessing my Chi and aligning my Chakras and getting rid of my facial acne. Thank you.

 

            The acne is all in my head because I’m leaking out energy and allowing toxic people to vampire off of me.

 

            Now, by the age of five the Maya are considered fully mature adults.

 

            The Maya are taught about how humans are made of factual and actual frequency and vibrations thus the Maya keep our natural frequency at 500 no matter what’s going on or how cruel anyone might be.

 

            The Maya keep our frequency at 500 no matter what manipulations or lies.

 

            Jesus Christ and Buddha ran on a 1,000 frequency vibration.

 

            Now the Maya are taught we must unfortunately say prayers out loud and be quite specific so the out loud prayer reverberates across the land and across the cosmos and the universe otherwise a quiet prayer is only a thought.

 

            The Maya are taught about levitation, telepathy, alien hybrids, which is intelligent human life form.

 

            Yes, the humans are divine hybrid alien life form otherwise how do you think we learned to read and write and architecture and science and mathematics? Duh.

 

            The Maya are taught about alien spacecraft driven by vibration and frequency.

 

            The Maya are taught about how humans aren’t supposed to socialize with aliens because aliens are radioactive and full alien species have resistance to toxic fumes and chemicals for which humans aren’t able to cope or survive.

 

            The Maya are taught about energy work. Yep.

 

            The Maya are taught about past lives and reincarnation.

 

            The Maya are taught about ghosts and the paranormal.

 

            The Maya are taught about the Irish and their goblins which hide behind bushes.

 

            The Maya are taught about car frequencies and how cars are an extension of the human owners. The best car colors are grey and white and light colors.

 

            Cars are nothing except vibration and frequency.

 

            The Maya are taught about how humans are made of electricity, H2O, literal wood and humans have a literal and actual magnet at the tip of the cartilage of our nose bone therefore digital devices are harsh and difficult on the human body.

 

            Yes, I’m addicted to my cell phone and I love my cell phone.

 

            The Maya are taught about hallucination medicine which I don’t ever partake in Ayahuasca or mushrooms or LSD. No.

 

            No, I don’t hallucinate.

            No, thank you,

            Thank you, 

 

            The rain in Minnesota is calling California to send me back and finish unfinished business.

 

            California, I finished my editing job and must now head back to Minnesota because I froze camping out off grid in a camper.

 

            Yes, Cali, I got to live out my dream to edit and remotely live out of a camper in isolation and with Rupert the pit bull dog by my side while completely off the grid.

 

            Yes, California on Thursday night I had the offer to have a chopper land right here in Yucca Valley and take me out of here back to Minnesota.

 

            The torrential rain pour made it difficult to land any chopper therefore California’s weather has kept me here a bit longer.

 

            Signing off.

 

            If you spot me then you know Hemingway (Minnesota’s nickname) came through here and thus.

 

            California land, I love you.

 

            Yours Truly;

 

            Gabriela

 

            P.S. Keep me safe on my travels back to Minnesota.

 

            Please, keep me safe in Minnesota.

 

            Please, keep me safe from all harm or injury from any negative energy or negative forces or demons or demonic forces or envy or jealousy or hatred or abuse or brutality or racism or classism or manipulation or lies or flirting or pornography.

 

            Please, keep me safe as an Episcopalian and Jewish adoptee.

 

            Please, Father our Lord and Jesus Christ his Son our savior and the Holy Ghost and the Trinity and Hosanna in the Highest, be with me now. I’m going to need you.

 

Tuesday, December 24, 2019

 

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(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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A book: “Manners Culture and Dress: of the Best American Society, including social, commercial and legal forms, Letter Writing, Invitations, &c., also valuable suggestions on Self Culture and Home Training” By Richard A. Wells, A.M., Illustrated, King, Richardson & CO., Publishers, Springfield, Mass., and De Moines, Iowa, 1891.

 

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            Hi. Hello.

 

            Happy Tuesday!

 

            Happy Christmas Eve 2019!

 

            Bernie Sanders all the way!

 

            Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

            Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

            Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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Christmas Eve 2019

 

            Yes, I’m at base camp won while I edit texts.

 

            Yes, for the last six days I have dealt with one singular rat inside the inner walls of my cabin.

 

            Yes, I’m now learning about Coyotes.

 

            What I most like about southern, Cali is the mountains, lack of garbage on the ground and the sunrises and sunsets.

 

            Personally, I love the skylight and the colors of the sunset.

 

            Personally, I can now understand why there’s no outdoor homelessness in the desert otherwise the coyotes can and will in packs hunt humans.

 

            Yes, I’m quickly learning about rattle snakes even though I have encountered rattled snakes in Fredicksberg, Texas.

 

            Being in the desert is like learning to live on mars.

 

            Personally, I think the isolated desert is ten times way cooler than any city.

 

            Thank you for Rupert my awesome and sweet pit bull canine companion buddy.

 

            Rupert is healing me from one year of domestic violence abuse. Thank you, Rupert.

 

            Yes, my good friend’s band (owner of Palmer’s Bar, west bank, Minneapolis, MN) I splaying the half time of the Viking’s football game.

 

            No, I don’t have any plans for Christmas day other than to cook a roast beast and hang out with Rupert and edit.

 

            Yes, seriously I’m extremely safe, well taken care of and well looked after by Minnesota’s Californians and California land owners.

 

            Yes, my canine companion tends to tear my jackets therefore I’m training the pit bull to become a sled dog as quickly as possible which the pit bull is doing really well and listens to my hand commands.

 

            Oh, Cali, I haven’t ever been this genuinely content and happy in my entire life.

 

            This quiet, peaceful and isolated Christmas is exactly what I needed.

 

            Cali, I love you.

 

            Cali, thank you.

 

            Cali, I’m your adopted daughter and your sister.

 

            Oh, Cali, you make my heart swell with true joy and happiness.

 

            Finally, I’ve begun to smile and laugh.

 

            Cali, I let go of eight million Minnesota dollars to make one billion Cali dollars.

 

            Oh, all good and positive energies and spirits please be with me, Rupert, this undisclosed location, our breaking of the bread and learning to showers outdoors.

 

            Yes, I’m living the life of the pioneers and I think I’m rocking it!

 

            Thank you to my co-editors. Thank you,

 

            Getting beat up once a week is the most boring violence experience to go through and I now ghost Minnesota’s abusers.

 

            Minnesota, I love you,

 

            California, I send you beautiful, calm and lovely energy.

 

            California, I’m going to take the next year to be celibate.

 

            Yes, I’ll be celibate from December 18th, 2019 through December 18th, 2020.

 

            Cali, I’m taking the next year to heal my spirituality, body, mind, psychology and spirit and soul.

 

            Yes, California, according to the Maya -- Humans are half hybrids from Aliens. Yep.

 

            Yes, California, vibration and frequency is what makes humans elevate as well as frequency is what makes alien spacecraft fly.

 

            California, I have neither ever seen anybody elevate nor have I have seen aliens and I don’t plan to see aliens much less I don’t plan to see any alien spacecraft.

 

            Aliens and I aren’t friends because I don’t ever go out of my way to specifically meet aliens. No.

 

            Now, I’ve been taught humans can space travel, heal wounds in 15 minutes and see double gangers and shape shift forms which I have no idea how to do this.

 

            Dearest babies, I’m right here.

 

            No, I’m not able to afford to attend the Palm Springs International Film Festival since I’m camping out. This Monday I applied to “Cal Fresh” (food stamps.)

 

            Cali, thank you for keeping extremely safe on this land.

 

            The land I’m camping out on is the purist and the cleanest spiritual vibe.

 

            This sacred and prayed over for land is the greatest feeling in the world. I feel so safe here. I haven’t ever felt this safe in either Massachusetts or Minnesota.

 

            Cali, I’m not looking back.

 

            Cali, this brilliant mind is yours.

 

            Cali, I left Minnesota with my brains intact. Thank your Maya Gods.

 

            Cali, it took a team of Highland Park, Saint Paul, MN’s Lutheran clergy, Minnesota’s world renown opera singers, engineers and air flight stewardesses, writers, musicians and jewelry makers and the Mystic Lake Ojibwa tribe.

 

            My Ojibwa brothers and sisters continually and literally saved my life while in Minneapolis, MN.

 

            The Hawaiian brothers also got me out.

 

            Ultimately, it took a team of German engineers to connect me to California who invited me to California even though they are from Minnesota.

 

            Yours Truly;

 

            Gabriel

 

Saturday, December 21, 2019

 

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(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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A book: “Manners Culture and Dress: of the Best American Society, including social, commercial and legal forms, Letter Writing, Invitations, &c., also valuable suggestions on Self Culture and Home Training” By Richard A. Wells, A.M., Illustrated, King, Richardson & CO., Publishers, Springfield, Mass., and De Moines, Iowa, 1891.

 

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            Hi. Hello.

 

            Happy Saturday!

 

            Bernie Sanders all the way!

 

            Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

            Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

            Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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“With a little help from my friends…”

 

            Well, Cali I’m here.

 

            Hi, I’m the new resident to California as of 6:30pm on Wednesday, December 18th, 2019.

 

            California, I accepted a job as book editor.

 

            All of the magnificent writing makes sense therefore I went ahead and took on the responsibility as book editor. Thank you.

 

            Now, I’m serious as a heart attack when it comes to book editing. I refuse to edit poop therefore the books I edit are now worth one billion dollars because the writing all make sense.

 

            Now, I’m in Southern, California editing texts.

 

            Thank you for saving my life, Cali.

 

            Yes, because I’m a former documentary filmmaker of feature-length films then I’ve been informed to be aware of the Palm Springs International Film Festival. Thank you.

 

            No, I’m not here to get famous, however. I’m here to make others famous who have logic and reason behind them thus make such individuals extremely rich and famous.

 

            Personally, I’m true and pure and authentic and real and beautiful even though I’m healing from Minnesota’s rage, cruelty and insecurities.

 

            Cali, I’m here to work hard on multiple books and films.

 

            Cali, today I edited from 10:00am to 4:00pm.

 

            Editing is hard and wonderful work.

 

            Cali, thanks for the editing work.

 

            Cali, I already made best friends with a pit bull dog rescue.

 

            Hell’s Angels (complete strangers to me) thank you for sending me a rescue best friend canine companion who guards me and keeps me safe while off grid and I guard and keep the doggie safe also.

 

            No, I don’t personally know anyone who is a Hell’s Angel. Nope. Absolutely not! I’m a book worm and read much for a living. Cheers.

 

            “Rupert” is my best friend canine companion and nobody harms Rupert or there will be hell to pay. I’m training Rupert to be well mannered and socially conditioned and well trained like a sled dog.

 

            Cali, I’ve been warned to be careful in Cali because mostly Cali is dangerous. Ok.

 

            Personally, I come in peace. I’m here to make us billionaires because I’m already 42 and spent the last 15 years semi-starved in Minnesota.

 

            Yesterday I was hired by a Belgian filmmaker to write his $100,000.00 Creative Capital grant due February 2020 therefore Cali I’m hard at literary work.

 

            I’m right here alongside you, Cali.

 

            Cali, I’m yours.

 

            Cali, I love you.

 

            Cali, I’ve always loved you.

 

            Cali, thank you.

 

            Yours Truly,

 

            Gabriel

 

Friday, December 13, 2019

 

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(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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A book: “Manners Culture and Dress: of the Best American Society, including social, commercial and legal forms, Letter Writing, Invitations, &c., also valuable suggestions on Self Culture and Home Training” By Richard A. Wells, A.M., Illustrated, King, Richardson & CO., Publishers, Springfield, Mass., and De Moines, Iowa, 1891.

 

Dress Etiquette.

 

Dress.

 

Chapter 26.

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For breakfasting in public or at the house

 

 

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            Hi. Hello.

 

            Happy Friday!

 

            Bernie Sanders all the way!

 

            Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

            Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

            Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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Present.

Here.

It’s the Christmas and Hanukah Season

Therefore I’ve been quite busy

 

Thank you.

 

            Present. I’m right here Minnesota.

 

            Right here, alongside you.

 

            For 32-years I always have a current and present passport.

 

            As of the last two weeks I seem to have lost my passport.

 

            All week I tried to get to the DMV, however. It didn’t happen.

 

            Monday I plan to go to the DMV and get a new passport.

 

            For three weeks I’ve gone “blind as a bat” without prescription glasses.

 

            For some reason I froze when it came to reordering my prescription glasses which Zenni replaced at no extra cost because my glasses broke within the first two weeks of having them.

 

            Yours Truly,

            Gabriel

 

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